Road Work

Closing a road or a lane of traffic for no apparent reason (for 10 years).

I was going down the high way and there is road work slowing down traffic.

by Eazy-E Jr. April 5, 2019

Boobie Work

When a girl motor boats another girl with her bare breasts.

Oh my god! Did you just see that? Kenzie and Kayla just totally boobie worked Nikki!!

by MysteriousDirt October 26, 2011

working the count

To put in effort with a girl with the hopes of getting something sexual in return.

Buddy: Hey marsh how’s it going with that girl ?

Marsh: Not too bad still don’t know where we stand exactly.

Buddy: Don’t worry! Just keep working the count and you’ll be hitting that in no time!

by Quanpabs May 15, 2019

Sleep-Working

Sleep-Working happens when you haven't had your morning cup of coffee before work, which usually results in ultimate failure and/or workers compensation.

Ann: "Did you hear Neek fell off the 3-step ladder pulling an 80 pound gear from the 2nd shelf?

Jim: "That poor bastard was Sleep-Working again."

by Sleepworker April 30, 2013

bitch at work

She's fake, starts drama, self conscious allways staring at everyone else, she tries to intimidate but is yet a coward never says anything to your face. Her personality is usually as fake as her look, along with the common died hair is fake gaudy looking nails, and her fake ass "tan" makes her look like a lobster, take a break you look scared or embarrassed all Damn day not Tan. Usually hard to distinguish which sags more her chin or her tits, get a good bra to hold the fatty tittitys up. This type of individual usually wears clothes that are to small or slutty to Reveiel cleavage that's unwanted to view, she usually talks shit about others to make her self feel better, and getting someone to join her white trash Bitchy ways usually makes her day. She usually a hypocrite for example posting about people who a racist all day long prob because she is racist her self and feels guilty she only dates black guys and she's white. Maybe it's all she can get. She usually thinks very highly for what she is prob went to a school for the mentally incapable not becuase she was dumb or lazy but incompetent. Her stomach usually looks like world war 5 wit scars that look like the map to north America, and she hasn't even had mixed baby's yet. This type of girl usually will stary college and brag but it gets the best if her when she can't complete it and drops out. She's just still the bitch as work that everyone wishes would have passed or finished to get out.

The bitch at work is a conceited but Dee down self conscious miserable nasty coward,

by the bitch at work May 23, 2014

work the turk

A light hearted way to say masturbation - Can be used to infer someone is masturbating when they leave for an unexplained absence.

I didn't pickup at the bar so I had to work the turk instead. Person 1: Where did he go?
Person 2: Probably working the turk.

by canuck9000 November 3, 2012

work fog

That not-all-there dreamlike state you're in while at work. Typically diminishes as soon as you leave work. It tends to diminish slower on Mondays and fastest on Fridays. Common symptoms include endlessly staring into space and answering any and all questions with a simple huh what did you say.

Hey man {peers over cubical wall} you don't seem like you're all here today. Oh he's just in work fog.

by donb2 October 21, 2016