Emo is a term for a teenager who accualy has lot going for them, but decides to be lash out against his ussualy rich parents by cutting his/her wrists. They ussualy dress in black or pink, and enjoy coffe anytime of the day. They cry about nothing and write crappy acoustic music which other emos cry to and slit there wrists. they do nothing for man kind exept show other people how not to act when u have alot of money and a loving family.
by That one guy XD March 27, 2009
Get the Emomug. (EA-moh), noun.
1) A subculture consisting of mostly suburban and small town upper-middle class teenagers who don't have any admirable qualities whatsoever, so rather than learn how to do something worthwhile, they try to pawn off being a whiney insecure little bitch as being cool.
2) As above, but alternately a whiney upper-middle class teenager who has never once had a really worrisome problem in their life, so they blow all their tiny little gripes WAY out of proportion in order to try and seem more normal.
3) A whiney, pathologically lying upper-middle class teenager who makes up fake problems to try and horde attention from would-be sympathizers.
4) Someone who for some sick reason idolizes whiney insecure upper-middle class teenagers, and attempts to be like them even though they are not. Some of these have even had a real problem here or there, which they make a point to dwell on as if it was the end of the world.
5) Someone who attempts to recategorize decent music from the past to a new category, in hopes of somehow ligitimizing their bullshit "subculture".
6) A ska kid who stopped taking their happy pills; or a scenehopping ska poser who "never liked ska dude, ska sucks.", because they aren't cool enough to have a real personality of their own.
7) A melodramatic upper-middle class teenager who falsely believes that anyone will in fact give a damn if they kill themselves, but is too much of a chickenshit to actually go through with it, so instead they turn it into a fashion statement.
8) A very horny, desperate teenage guy who thinks acting like a chick will get chicks, but gets pulled too far in to escape before they realize that chicks that dig guys dig confident guys, not insecure girlish guys. Insecure girlish guys are the ones they tell their problems to because they don't have to worry about getting hit on by them.
1) A subculture consisting of mostly suburban and small town upper-middle class teenagers who don't have any admirable qualities whatsoever, so rather than learn how to do something worthwhile, they try to pawn off being a whiney insecure little bitch as being cool.
2) As above, but alternately a whiney upper-middle class teenager who has never once had a really worrisome problem in their life, so they blow all their tiny little gripes WAY out of proportion in order to try and seem more normal.
3) A whiney, pathologically lying upper-middle class teenager who makes up fake problems to try and horde attention from would-be sympathizers.
4) Someone who for some sick reason idolizes whiney insecure upper-middle class teenagers, and attempts to be like them even though they are not. Some of these have even had a real problem here or there, which they make a point to dwell on as if it was the end of the world.
5) Someone who attempts to recategorize decent music from the past to a new category, in hopes of somehow ligitimizing their bullshit "subculture".
6) A ska kid who stopped taking their happy pills; or a scenehopping ska poser who "never liked ska dude, ska sucks.", because they aren't cool enough to have a real personality of their own.
7) A melodramatic upper-middle class teenager who falsely believes that anyone will in fact give a damn if they kill themselves, but is too much of a chickenshit to actually go through with it, so instead they turn it into a fashion statement.
8) A very horny, desperate teenage guy who thinks acting like a chick will get chicks, but gets pulled too far in to escape before they realize that chicks that dig guys dig confident guys, not insecure girlish guys. Insecure girlish guys are the ones they tell their problems to because they don't have to worry about getting hit on by them.
Q: What's the difference between an emo kid and a homosexual?
A: The emo kid is a fag.
Emo is proof that the gene pool lifeguard is off-duty
A: The emo kid is a fag.
Emo is proof that the gene pool lifeguard is off-duty
by kaiser_d July 16, 2008
Get the emomug. A guy who wears abnormally tight clothing and cries about how his life "sucks" as an upper-middle class child. Usually wears make-up on a regular basis and claims to hate their life in their suburban town. Also has some hair cut with hair that goes to one side and covers their eye area. Prone to cutting themselves.
A girl who wears mostly black and has hair covering her face. Claims she wants a guy who is "in touch" with their feelings, until she actually gets in a relationship with a guy who is "in touch" with their feelings. Usually goes for a guy who wears just as much make-up and or more make-up than themselves. Also goes for guys who look much like themselves and guys who weigh less than 120 lbs. Prone to cutting themselves.
Emo music = horrible music that usually requires very little knowledge on any instrument and requires no vocal talent. The guitarist usually strums 3 cords on the guitar over and over in the same pattern.
A girl who wears mostly black and has hair covering her face. Claims she wants a guy who is "in touch" with their feelings, until she actually gets in a relationship with a guy who is "in touch" with their feelings. Usually goes for a guy who wears just as much make-up and or more make-up than themselves. Also goes for guys who look much like themselves and guys who weigh less than 120 lbs. Prone to cutting themselves.
Emo music = horrible music that usually requires very little knowledge on any instrument and requires no vocal talent. The guitarist usually strums 3 cords on the guitar over and over in the same pattern.
by Fartin it up May 21, 2007
Get the emomug. Patient: "Well i just feel like a wanna jump around and be happy and then I feel like I need to cut...."
Parent: "I think that little Timmy here might be bipolar..."
Shrink: "It's ok...he's just emo!"
Parent: "I think that little Timmy here might be bipolar..."
Shrink: "It's ok...he's just emo!"
by Melisa M. January 14, 2008
Get the emomug. Whiney teenagers who don't know if they want to be goths or preps so they dress like both and are obsessed with cutting themselves.
by Rayth March 18, 2008
Get the emomug. personally i think emo is a lifestyle. People dont choose to be emo they just are. If your a really emotional person, then your emo,you dont have to cut yourself or think about suicide, those are the poser emo's, who try to be like us when they arent.
" I Just finnished listening to Hawthorne Heights whole album, it was so true and sad, what the kids go through" now thats a tru emo, he or she wont say
" Damn it, i just listened to Hawthorne Heights and they mentioned cutting yourself..." *goes and gets a razor blade to cut*
"awesome!@ i'm already awesomely cool and EMO! - um, i mean, cry weep weep, sniffle"
" Damn it, i just listened to Hawthorne Heights and they mentioned cutting yourself..." *goes and gets a razor blade to cut*
"awesome!@ i'm already awesomely cool and EMO! - um, i mean, cry weep weep, sniffle"
by littlemisswicked October 29, 2007
Get the emomug. emo kids have long hair that cover their eye and face. they wear thick eye liner because they think it makes them look dark and deep. They wear disgustingly tight clothing because emo is one step below transvestite. Emo kids listen to emo music, in which the singer bitches about his shitty life and lost love, and they play the same shitty guitar chord progressions in every single song. emo kids are total and complete flaming homosexuals like the famous butt fucker mike payne. Nobody ever moves or dances at an emo show, they just stand on their and observe. emo kids have no real problems in life but they love to pretend like they do. they sit in the dark all day and cut themselves and then cry themselves to sleep at night. Nobody likes emo kids becuase they are incredibly annoying and they are complete faggots who have no soul and dont deserve to live.
by mike payne July 30, 2008
Get the emomug.