Fanum tax

It means when the youtuber fanum takes your food

so if somesombody takes something they can say get fanum taxed

by ABOHUSSIENTEZOKABERABUHUSSIEN January 19, 2024

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Zoomer Tax

When you make the mistake of having your vape/dab cartridge visible near zoomer as and than (if you have any empathy) have to give in to their humble requests “aye bro you got a vape can I hit that” these vape hits are the “zoomer tax”

“I had to stop brining my vape to work bro I keep getting hit with mad zoomer tax bruh these new niggas fiendin no cap”

by OGbrothafromdaeastside June 18, 2022

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Rewriting the Tax Code

Taking a long shit/pooping

“We gotta wait for him to come out of the bathroom, he’s rewriting the tax code in there”

by Hay19881 March 17, 2024

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Wordle Tax

The price you must pay to post your f*^king Wordle score to social media. Typically that's chugging 1 drink (beer, wine, or shot) and posting a video of it as evidence to the same social media account you're using to share your score. Nobody really cares about your wordle score and would prefer to see you pay the tax. Don't post your damned score if you're not willing to pay the tax!

I post a video of me chugging a beer every morning to pay my Wordle Tax. My family thinks I'm an alcoholic but really I just want to show off my score.

by The Ant Christ March 27, 2023

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tax write-off day

a day so mundane/confusing/weird that you just want it to end and forget about it as soon as possible.

"Yesterday was so confusing, i waited for a phone call for 5 hours and they ended up not calling at all. Then the power went out until morning"

"Wow that seems like a weird day"

"Yea, it was a tax write-off day"

by Trymphus September 1, 2025

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