Morning Cup of Hoe

Sex with a slut/prostitute before your daily schedule.

Random Dude #1: What did you do this morning?
Random Dude #2: Nothing. Just had my morning cup of hoe.
Random Dude #1: Nice... who'd u do it with?
Random Dude #2: Oh... just a whore.

by MiNdLeSsSeLfInDuLgEnCe January 17, 2009

morning music

The expelling of gas first thing when you wake .

Him " Hon, good morning"
Her, " Well, you're up, whats' the tune this morning?"
Him, "What do you mean?"
Her, "Well, that morning musicyou never fail to greet me with each new day!"
Him, "I can't help it if I have loud gas!"

by People Watcher December 12, 2009

morinn

a cute chick with big tits and an awesome ass.

That girl is such a morinn.

by ryan_v_09 August 30, 2010

Morning Aim

When guys cant aim straight to pee in the mornings because of a boner or blurred vision

1. Now I have to clean up all this piss, fuck my morning aim

2. Jeff- Morning aims are the worst,

Kyle- for real bro, piss getting all over ma toilet and floor

by kid punk January 26, 2014

morning mayo

When you wake up the morning after having unprotected anal sex and find 'leakage'. Morning mayo happens when a person is too tired or lazy to go clean up after anal sex.

Person 1 : Morning Babe, I had fun last night.
Person 2 : Me too.
Person 1 : Why is the bed wet?
Person 2 : Oh, I have morning mayo..

by an experienced user December 22, 2015

Morin

Morin is someone who has commited crimes without reason. These crimes can range from grooming to mass extincion of certain races. Erik Morin is today considered one of the most violent Morin.

Honoroble mentions: Viktor morin

Morin is really hot, like really hot.

by Moirn March 23, 2020

Moraine

Moraine (Muh-rain), mo for short, is a amazing anime loving savage beast. Not only will she tell you like it is, but she’ll destroy you while doing it. Not to mention she’ll pass gas that smells like hell at any chance she gets. With her farts and roasts any person who crosses Moraine better look put.

I’m so terrified, I think moraine has it out for me.

Moraine farted in my moms fucken car 3 weeks ago and I can still smell it

by Lol181882 March 28, 2020