meaning of life

Well, is there really a meaning?

1) Yep!
2) To love oneself and thy neighbor. <3
3) Not really...
4) Pie!
5) Money

1) Well what's the meaning of life then? ...No answer? Thought so.
2) A lot of good that'll do you in Hell!
3) We're born, we live a hard life, we die. In the end you'll always die so why not do whatever you want and get some fun out of it!
4) Yes it may be delicious and the answer to most math problems but you're not being funny you know.
5) What? You gonna bribe God into letting you go to Heaven?

by IcyShadows January 18, 2011

Morning Star

According to the movie dogma, The morning star is Lucifer

Man you sound like the morning star

by Jake Devens February 27, 2005

Good Morning

When you wake up from a night of sex and your privates do not hurt.

Tom-So did you have sex with her?
Jack-Yup and its a good morning.

by Nasty Nate the Dragon Slayer August 20, 2009

steamy morning bacon piss

When you have been on the piss all night you're dehydrated like a mother and when you hit the pan for the morning leak, it stinks like you've chowed a bag of rotten asparagus. Not only is it brown, smells of bacon.... its steamy too.

Like whenever i get fucked up and don't drink water before i pass out.

by Timmy J May 7, 2005

morning joe

the act of sticking your finger up your own ass, and milking your prostate...then adding it to cream your coffee.

Sam thought I was still asleep when I caught him making morning joe. I haven't had coffee since.

by greenmonstahmsn.com July 10, 2010

meaning of life

Everybody dies. Everything changes. Nothing is real. Everything passes.
Everything is for nothing.

There`s no meaning of life, no divine answer. There`s just you, and you`ll wane and die. There`s the world, and it`ll end.

The meaning of life is nothing. So simple, yet so freeingly complex

by "FreedomKissingEuropean" April 14, 2004

morning stiffness

When you wake up with an erection.

Today I woke up with morning stiffness.

by Guy Reynolds September 5, 2006