Martin

an abstract artist who avoided academic opportunities and ruined the work of other artists to chase his artistic vision

Who ruined that painting?

Martin.

What was it worth?

Billions.

What’s it worth now?

Not shit.

by minutemade002 December 24, 2023

Martin sex

Sexual intercourse with a man and a dog at the same time while playing uno and sucking at it

You need to try some martin sex

by Blackcockhomie January 14, 2021

Martin

A small but usually black man that has small genitalia but can be smart on anime and drinks bleach sometimes

Damn bro this Martin has been on my ass all day

by Martin wit no zero two November 21, 2021

Martin

A person you can’t live without.

- «Hey I’ve seen that you two have been hanging out lately.»
- «Yeah, i think he is becoming my Martin.»

by underworld1357 May 9, 2021

Grandmaster Martin

The one and only guardian of "Staden".

Nigga 1: "Bro, shall we rob Staden in Copenhagen"
Nigga 2: "Nigga you crazy, i ain't gonna deal with Grandmaster Martin"

by JokerxBatman February 18, 2019

Martin gruja

Thisbis what we call 'Hurensohn'

Du Hurensohn

- Martin gruja, 28 oder 29 ich vergaß

by Zennoodz November 17, 2022

Martin

Angel human dog creature with sky blue eyes. He is a warm, healing sun during the day shining and smiling in the sky - at night he turns into the brightest of stars, leading lost animals and humans back home. He is super hot, clever, beautiful and has a cute gap between his front teeth.

I love you Martin

by m4r1n November 22, 2021