Mario-Karting

PG: Sitting on someone's lap, moaning, and getting hard.

PG-13: Playing Mario Kart and then later sleeping together.

Gavin: "Chris, remember when we were Mario-Karting the other day?"

Chris: "Yes, daddy."

Gavin: "We should do that again."

Chris: "Yes, daddy."

by My Friend Has Jake Paul October 6, 2022

Mario

You think he will be italian but then you meet him and he's a short egyptian with a hefty beard.

"woah who's that"
"Mario"

by peepepepepepee October 9, 2022

cat mario

a japanese rage-inducing parody of the og super mario game that is stuffed with unique tricks and kaizo traps using the advantage of the og game's mechanics (along with super mario world's mechanics). for example (AND SPOILER ALERT FOR WHOEVER WHO HASN'T PLAYED THE GAME): the 3rd question block you come across gives you an enemy and the 1up question block is just multiple poisonous mushrooms.
it's also known as syobon action and mario from hell.

cat mario. that's it.

by dagr8estgamer/rick animation October 20, 2022

mario kart

A game where gi is the worst at.

person 1: oh my god im so bad at mario kart
person 2: ok gi

by bawlstothewall April 28, 2022

Marios Balls

marios balls smell of cheese pizza and pasta. they are extremely massive like a godzilas willy.

Wario: Hey Waluigi! Look At Marios Balls!
Waluigi: what the fuck wario. your a fucking pervert.

by CharlieBubbz April 30, 2022

Mario

Mario Carstens likes womem from the night. Pornhub is his favourite channel. He likes mastrubating on kroeskoppe. He likes the mates big and chunky.

Wow that mario is a darkie lover

by anonymous May 4, 2022

Mario

The fat Italian plumber that stomped on turtles for points and saves a princess that keeps getting kidnapped by a giant turtle.

"Mario you haven't payed your taxes in years". -Luigi

by ControllingPatterns May 4, 2022