Mario

This Mario........ Is infact FUCKING EVIL

"Hello! Its-a me! Mario! IM FUCKING EVIL." - Evil ass Mario.

by Jadieee March 25, 2025

Marios

Super-tall mega man but has the smallest pp in the earth but tells people about his being huuge

Marios is BFFs with ms rickets

by JOE MAMA BIDEN December 4, 2021

Mario

An Itallian man trying to save a blonde with stalkhome syndrome from a dragon

I played a Mario game and I'm a fucking noob and I died

by God's shit hole May 17, 2023

german mario

A version of Mario who sings about sex, mortal combat, and gay men.

german guy: did you see do the mario where i come from?
gamer guy: no, german mario talks to much about sex, mortal kombat, and gay men.

by anarchyroks666 April 29, 2015

Mario

Has an awesome mustache.

have you seen mario’s mustache it’s so cool

by tvremote June 27, 2022

Mario Kart

1. Racing video game series published by Nintendo, featuring primarily characters from the Mario franchise.

2. A sexual act involving the ejaculation of a dog inside of you, or your ejaculation inside a dog.

1.

Mario: Hey brother, you up for a game of Mario Kart?
Luigi: Sure thing bro, get the Gamecube set up.

2.
Mario: So, you got any plans tonight?
Luigi: Eh, not much, was thinking of doing a Mario Kart...
Mario: That poor dog of yours doesn't know what's coming...

by WitherHD November 19, 2017

Mario

Mario is a shortcut to the sentence "Emmak Raymonda neyka ya eben l gayet"

Hey dude! I will Mario you!

You can't even say the whole sentence, you're acting tough? "Emmak Raymonda neyka ya eben l gayet"

by Lalloux November 20, 2020