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Low man

An individual who is the lowest man on the totem pole at his job and often is requested to do manual labor.

A man who works under or for a female dominated office; this man may have a normal position but is often requested to carry things or move boxes because he is a man. Often low men are persuaded to do work based on mass approval of the women of the office.

A low man is an interchangeable/non-descript man and often his boss will confuse his names with the names of other low men.

Lowman are typically ranked be seniority with the lowest man known as “Super Duper Low.”

Low men often get paid just enough so they don’t quit and are promised a hypothetical future of promotions that never come.

Low men often refer to each other in the friendly term “low man” or simply “low” as they have an unspoken code and are a part of the fraternal brotherhood.
Sir: “Where’s low man? Hey Lowman, where you been?

Lowman: Sorry sir, I was just changing the water at the water cooler.
What’s that? You need me to carry your brief case to your car?
No problem, can I……..

Sir: Hurry up; I need you to run an errand for me before you go home.

Senior Man (formerly a low man): Damn that low man is getting fucked.
by Motha Fuckin Low March 17, 2009
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man meat tornado

the act of men flailing their members in a circular motion on someones face.
gutted mate you got man meat tornado attacked in the barracks!
by hitman04596 February 26, 2009
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man tart

a man who flaunts themselves sexually and is considered to be promiscuous or receives compensation for sexual favors.
Jen: did you see that guy winking at me, he said he'd make it "worth my while" if i went home with him!!
Britt: ugh, he's such a man tart!!!!
by inanaeroplane February 9, 2010
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Man whore

A male who dates many girls for a short period of time with very little time between each new girl
Aaron: Kier has dated like half the girls in the school
Bryn: I know he's such a man whore
by dinklebergg June 9, 2015
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You man

You man take her home
You lot take her home
by Jim Bob salllllly May 28, 2019
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Spider-Man: No Way Home

The highly-anticipated, Spider-Man: No Way Home, is coming to theatres on December 17th!

... But, with every other good movie, there's always gonna be a troll to ruin everything. Let's NOT do that, okay?
by deflated December 16, 2021
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The Frying Man

An alternative to the popular program 'The Lion Man'. A fat repulsive paedo who works as a job centre advisor moves to a shared house where he lives on a diet of hideous smelling non branded foods cooked in cheap oil. The camera crews follow him in his every day life of agraphobia, depression and waiting outside schools in long jackets at home time.
"mummy, there's a man squirting milk at me through the railings. oh shit its the frying man. lock up your toddlers and get the bobbitt scissors"
by Roderick Van Chuffsplitz August 1, 2009
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