monthly nut

An individual's fixed monthly expenses, such as rent, utilities, cell phone, Internet access, car payments, car insurance, etc. These are the bills you have to pay regardless of what you do in a particular month. Can also be used more generally to describe one's monthly expenses, regardless of whether they are fixed or variable.

If I'm going to make a living as a jazz trombonist I have to keep my monthly nut small.

by monkey1235 May 28, 2013

18 months

it is equivalent to 5 years by one direction

2015 : hi guys, we're one direction, will be back after 18 months

2020 : hahaha happy 10th anniversary *changes facebook profile picture*

by boo wrath July 22, 2020

18 months

for directioners 18 months are 5 fucking years

hey how old is your baby?
he's 18 months
awww 5 years? he's such a cutie

by giulsss December 11, 2020

Monthly Tugboat

A term used to describe Welfare and Social security checks that arrive monthly. Notably used by Christian Weston Chandler.

I've got to wait until the 3rd before my monthly tugboat comes in so I can buy me a bunch of Oreos and weed. I sure love not working.

by PotSton December 6, 2010

18 months

according to the hit boy band One Direction, 18 months is 5 years. back in 2015 on James Corden’s carpool karaoke video with One Direction, they stated that they’re taking a well deserved 18 months off, which would take place from 2016-possibly late 2017. as it is october 8th 2020 and they’re still not back together. i don’t blame them, they were overworked and needed the break, who knows, maybe in december after the contract ends they’ll be back. lemme know though:)

louis: 18 months and we’ll be back, don’t worry:) *2016*
*2020 and still nothing:)*

by 28unfuckwitable October 8, 2020

manthrash

An exciting, trending dance move involving two men in which they hold their foreheads against each other and wildly thrash their arms and legs in a frenzy of pure hyperactive bromance.

Typically a manthrash is initiated through the subtle thrashing of one man until another man notices. It is common courtesy to immediately begin manthrashing with a man who is noticeably solo thrashing.

Wow, look at Tommy manthrash with Matt! They're so good at manthrashing together.

by Emtrix October 22, 2014

mentholly disabled

you've run out of menthol ciggies.

i'm mentholly disabled. i've run out of menthol ciggies.

by themostbubblewrapever.yeah.x2 November 21, 2009