The month of Bristol

A collective term for all the days in a year spent hungover, lazing in bed, stoned or generally doing nothing.

"I've done nothing lately, my month of Bristol is going to be huge."

Person 1 "Hey man, what did you do Tuesday?"
Person 2. "Nothing, just added another day to the month of Bristol.

by Mattc85 January 17, 2014

Pride Month

A 4-week time frame where vaguely "woke" corporations change their LinkedIn logos.

Check it out, it must be pride month! The only reason I know that is due to Coca Cola's temporary logo!

by Cholo Financial Planner July 5, 2021

National STFU Month

National STFU (Shut The FxCK Up) Month
Month of May
Meaning:
1) To silence a Liberal
2) To silence a Democratic
3) To reject Fake New by Liberal Media

"STFU JOE Biden, it's "National STFU Month" you moron
"STFU Hillary Clinton!"
"STFU Kamel Toe Harris!"

by Patriot One October 20, 2022

bootysex Jack month

Jack Kennedy should be bootysexed for a month because it deserves it. And the month should be June because its gay.

“Its June! You know what that means!”
“Pride month..?”
“BOOTYSEX JACK MONTH.”

by GayPornGuy June 25, 2022

Pride Month

an entire month when faggots think they're worth something. when really they'll always be useless failures of creation. if anyone ever says "happy pride month" they are 100% gay and should be executed there and then with no second thoughts. because if you let it go on for more than one week without fixing them. they'll end up living in twitter and still being single and gay. #savethem

"happy Pride Month"
"ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!!!!! DIE YOU FAGGOT SCUM!!!!!!!!"

by The Fag Slayer June 1, 2023

flight Month

the month where popular Youtuber Flight reacts, turns into his alter ego where he is absolutely undefeatable in any 1v1 in basketball

it isn't pride month this month it's actually Flight Month

by FabricPicker June 22, 2021

Anti Furry Month

Anti Furries think they can get away with murder as long as 1: It's Anti Furry Month. And 2: The person murdered was a Furry.

Sarah: The class idiot tried to kill Samuel with a nurf©️™️®️ gun just becuz it was Anti Furry Month.💀
Tom: What even is the big deal about Furries anyway?
Samuel has joined the chat.
Samuel: They think we do sus stuff with animals an such.

by Ronit ^_^ October 14, 2023