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Knock

That dude is a knock. I wouldn't give him anything on credit.
by WeaponsMassD September 26, 2022
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knocks me sick

common scouse phrase used instead of 'makes me feel sick', 'grosses me out' or 'freaks me out'.
'he knocks me sick'
'nah i can't touch polystyrene it proper knocks me'
'beans genuinely knock me sick'
'just watched that ted bundy thing and it proper knocked me sick'
by L25imm May 10, 2022
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Knocking on Heaven's Door

When a turn is at the pearly gates of your butthole.
"Dude I gotta shit so bad, it's knocking on heaven's door!"
by 😂🤣 November 18, 2019
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knock your cock off

when you piss off some inbred chick and she karate chop your dick and it turns black and falls off.
Hey you dipshit, that angry bitch tried to knock your cock off!
by zombie vagina July 12, 2018
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Knob knocking

Knob knocking is used to describe ones action of extreme dick eating. Used when one or a group of people start heavy criticisms on one or more people.
by Kidthatplayscenter October 3, 2019
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cracker knock

Basically white people knocking on your door and running away
John did a cracker knock on Mr. May's house
by Cat 🐱🐱🐈 December 14, 2017
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Knock Off News

1. A news article with an attached headline that's written for the purpose of being passed off as a significant piece of news; i.e. click bait.

2. A piece of news that resembles quality news but lacks thorough reasoning and explanation as to why it should be considered significant to the reader or viewer. Usually takes much less time and effort to write about then a significant piece of news; i.e. yellow journalism.

3. News that lacks basic citation and sourcing techniques, opting for unverified primary or secondary sources in order to increase the speed at which the article or social media post is published. Might be written for the intended purpose of progressing a personal stance on a subject that would otherwise be impossible if the news were properly sourced; i.e. fake news.

4. A cheap imitation of a piece of quality news. Written with lower grammatical and spelling standards than the original piece of quality news. Derived from primary source articles without proper citation back to the original article. Often found on sites with business practices that are based around publishing trending stories en masse as they begin to go viral online; i.e content farms.

6. Advertisements and editorials that are written with the intent to be seen as quality news. While they may contain a proper citation, they are often written and placed in such a manner that they go unnoticed by the average reader or viewer; i.e. advertorial.
"This story on the local news about a local dog show seems like knock off news and is a waste of my time."
by Stang February 14, 2017
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