Knights Who Say Kni

They are knights. They say "kni". They are afraid of the word "it". Dont Say it to them, O, I said it, opps there it is again DARNIT! CRAP IT! Oh Forget it. Dang!!!

We are The Knights Who Say Hut'n'Nan. And We Pray for you to cut this tree down with....................... A HEARING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by .. November 5, 2003

Keith Hernadez

1). Possibly the worst commentator in the history of televison. He makes John Madden look like William Shakespeare and the border patrol look competent. He is a sexist, and did a hell of a lot of cocaine back during his ball playing days.
2). The inventor of the mustache ride.
3). The biggest ass bandit, cock bag, douchebag, o'fey the world has to offer

1). Guy: Who did they get to announce the World Series of Baseball this year?
Girl: John Madden and Keith Hernadez
Guy: Well, I'm going to jam a pencil in my ear then. See you later.
2). Keith Hernadez loves giving Mustache rides to Ron Jeremy.
3). "Keith Hernadez, you are the biggest ass bandit, cock bag, douchebag, o'fey the world has to offer" -The parents of Keith Hernadez.

by Storyingtelling Sam May 18, 2006

Keira Knightley

1.A very pretty girl that a lotta girls are like "Oh my God, Keira Knightley is so awesome". I know a girl who is obsessed with Keira Knightley, but no, she is not a lesbian. Keira Knightley is pretty, but come on! Enough is enough.
2. Elizabeth Swan in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies.

Girl 1: Oh my God, if a movie doesn't have Keira Knightley in it, the movie sucks!
Girl 2: For sure, girl!
Me: What the Hell?

by Keira Knightly Banger July 22, 2006

Keith

They are usually sarcastic yet also uncomfortable around most people in their life. Normally they will have either brown eyes or brown hair. They are polite to only certain people that they care about. Trusting no one, Keiths are normally paranoid and deep in their own thoughts. They are very likely to be successful, but they are dangerous to be around.

Keiths are usually the scariest people you could meet. (only in my opinion)

by Kim Jean June 11, 2018

Black Knight

Someone who thinks women as a whole are second class and think there is absolutely nothing wrong with assulting them.

Damn bro... Dylan said I’m a white knight for defending a girl... he’s just saying that cuz he’s a Black Knight who beats women

by KIANP73 September 8, 2018

suge knight

the leader of the rap empire death row records and noted mob piru blood, started out playing ol for the atl falcons, but wasnt good enough,
held a metting with vanilla ice and held him out a window of a 3o story building, aquiring a good amount of money from that, used that money to start death row, a label that brought us, dr dre, eazy e, snoop dogg, kurupt, daz, the outlawz, pac(after ny). still such a feared person no one fucks with him

suge slapped that nigga he didnt do shit, got slapped 2 different times hedidnt do shit(speaking about gunit rapper game)

by Bowlby September 28, 2004

The Dark Knight

Using the batwing to cover an unexpected person's eyes

I was getting a blowjob from my girlfriend and I spread my testicles out to form the "batwing" and covered up my girlfriends eyes. BAM! "THE DARK KNIGHT"

by GotchaBatWingRightHere April 8, 2011