get on my knees and kiss your toes

as in beg for forgiveness

What do you want me to do? Get on my knees and kiss your toes?

by sweetness95926 May 31, 2016

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Get the get on my knees and kiss your toesmug.

make your knees tocuh your elbows

to fuck a girl in the ass having her knees tocuh her elbows.

From a Murphy Lee song: "Im the same bro that made ya knees touch ya elbows, so gon head and treat me like a toilet bowl."

by justin May 4, 2004

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Get the make your knees tocuh your elbowsmug.

knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk

n.) a truly envious condition, indeed. To have consumed so much alcohol that most of one's motor skills are severely impaired. One in this condition will walk on his or her knees to decrease the distance he or she may fall in the event of a tumble, thus limiting injury, and the commode hugging comes in when the individual prays to regurgitate, thereby alleviating some of the associated nausea. The snot-slinging simply appears to be a side-effect--however when spoken to, a person in this condition will spray a combination of mucus and spit to who ever he or she is conversing with.

Alex drank way too many Tequia Fannybangers and did too many jello shots last night and wound up knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk before half the party guests arrived.

by Blenderhead1991 May 19, 2009

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