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July 23

1: why’s July 23 rd special to you anyways?
me: it’s my bfs birthday, duh!
by kei:) August 2, 2021
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July 13

July 13 is when a lightskin nigga is born with a grower not a show-er
It’s Elijahs birthday
“Doesn’t he have a smeat?”
“But isn’t it July 13?”
by that ni66a October 20, 2019
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4th of july

The day that we make all kinds of fire work, and get drunk to show our love for our country, :)).

Police officer: How many drinks did you have?

Guy: Oh ociffer dude, I just had a few drinks, its the 4th of july I was trying to show my love for my country.

Police officer: Ociffer hum, I show you who ociffer is, I am just showing my love for my country as well, let’s go “IN”.
Guy: Oh. ok that’s cool, at least we have one thing in common, ociffer, :))).

Another guy around the same area.

Police officer: I see you got some illegal fire works.

Guy: But officer I want to fire these up so I can show my love for my country too, :))).

Police officer: Oh so you want to show your love for our country? Let’s go “IN”.

Guy: Dude, Here you can have the fire works. I’ll light up a joint instead, :))).
Police officer: In that case pass that joint over here. I'll take a hit too, :))).

Happy 4th of july, PLEASE, don't drink and drive!
Guy: Oh ociffer dude, I just had a few drinks, its the 4th of july I was trying to show my love for my country.

Police officer: Ociffer hum, I show you who ociffer is, I am just showing my love for my country as well, let’s go “IN”.
by www.contrast007.com July 4, 2014
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July 23rd

National give a girl one of your hoodies
No matter if she is your gf or bestfriend
by MlLFHUNTER69 July 23, 2021
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3th of July

The 3th of July is national VantaVoid day. It is the day VantaVoid released their first song. The 3th is a joke that CrankThatFrank(lead singer) made because someone misspelled it in a meme he saw on twitter. It is now a national holiday whether you like it or not.
Outcast by VantaVoid released on the 3th of July 2020
by Doctor MemeQueen July 3, 2020
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July 16

July 16 is national Getting-Shit-Together day. With this day, you get your shit together and gain as much unholy confidence as possible.
Person 1: *telling the waiter they got the wrong order*

Person 2: this is the first time I've heard you complain about it

Person 1: well it is July 16.
by Cult of Cashmere November 7, 2019
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july 8

july 8 is my fav persons birfday (jayden)
by allie_124 November 17, 2021
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