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circle jerk

a group of boys who are all conceited fuckboys with huge egos but nothing to back it up with and who probably jack each other off in their spare time
*sees Kam, Stephen, Anthony, Evan, and Hunter*
“Damn here comes the circle jerk."
by hippiemoe May 8, 2017
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Jerk Curtain

A privacy curtain in barrack type bunking. This allows the occupant of the bunk to jerk off in private. See "hot bunking" also.
Dirty Eddie never closes his jerk curtain while he is chocking his chicken....so gross.
by Bosundave121 September 5, 2022
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chicken jerk

Masturbation using chicken eggs as the lubrication.
That guy smells like poultry, he must have just gotten done chicken jerking.
by Cocksssss November 9, 2014
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Georgia Jerk

A hand job from a girl named Georgia. Also a new form of dance incorporating twerking and the harlem shake.
You know that girl from the british land? Ya. She gave me the Georgia Jerk XD
by The Ginge -_- April 26, 2014
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e-jerking

I wanted to have an e-jerking session with him on Skype, but he wasn't online.
by JohnDors December 21, 2016
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jerk-opoly

when someone playing a monopoly-like board game (monopoly,life,or mario party) does everything to hinder you in every way and targets you specifically for either jail time or a turn-loss.
me: YOU BASTARD!!!
that guy: Hey, thats why they call it jerk-opoly
by xplodingbrain May 13, 2008
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Soft Jerk

A soft jerk is the act of jerking off with a flacid(soft) penis. A soft jerk usually begins when someone fails to cum a second time while attempting to jerk off one more time before their penis goes soft, but they’re in too deep to stop now.

A soft jerk can be frustrating because it feels like you’ll never reach the end even after a solid 10 minutes of trying. Eventually your arm will probably get tired and you’ll start to feel extremely hot, this is the critical point where you decide whether to just give up and push through the pain to your final orgasm.

The orgasm resulting from a soft jerk usually doesn’t feel like it was worth it at all, with the orgasm being short and the feeling very muted. Chances are you’ll feel extremely tired after a soft jerk and wish to take a nap. For this reason, soft jerks are best done at night before bed so that you don’t have to worry about not having energy enough to go about your day.
Person: Fuck. I wanted to cum again before my dick went soft but I couldn’t make it. I’m in too deep now, best try and do a quick soft jerk

10 minutes later

Person: it’s been 10 minutes and nothing... what the hell?! My arm is getting tired

10 more minutes later

Person: It’s coming!... well that was disappointing. I feel like taking a nap now...
by Jeremy Anonia November 20, 2020
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