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jayden

the UGLIEST, FAGGOTIEST, STINKIEST name that you could come up with just bc you hate or didn't plan your child. no cause who tf actually thinks that is a good name. atp just name your kid a fucking slur because you obviously want them to get spat on or beaten the shit out of so you don't have to do it at home without wasting your energy.
this name just REAKS with FUCKING ICK. so if you want to call someone the nastiest name in the book, call them a jayden.

(only applies to nasty icky boys bc we love our female jaydens <3)
cherish: omg did you hear about that new kid that just pulled up. i heard they molests little kids in the lower grades..
iseul: omg that's disgusting! i bet their name is jayden!
*jayden walks up to iseul and cherish*
jayden: h-hi guys.. i'm jayden..
cherish: ew, get tf away! your breath smells like a fucking public bathroom stall..
iseul: i literally just saw flies come out of his mouth. *gag*
by petty4fun.hkjkljfhaha November 19, 2023
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Jayden

a spiritual awakened chad that has ascended to a higher plane of existence. (also caring, funny and hawt btw) a name for the real niggas in town
Jaydens are just built differently man..
by spiritualn1gga November 8, 2022
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Jayden

The most amazing, caring, funny, smart and sincere person in the world.

Jayden is an incredible friend and partner who will care deeply for you and do whatever it takes to take care of you. He treats you as his princess and gives you his all.

Jayden is also incredibly sexy and handsome; his body, his face and his hair are extremely hot. He makes you feel so good and safe.

You can always trust Jayden, he doesn't let you down.
Me: my boyfriend is amaaaazing
Friend: oooh, what's his name

Me: Jayden

Friend: that makes sense
by Yuh mada January 5, 2023
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Jayden

He Beat his little cock everyday in the bathroom and he is a cracker
Hes a hot head who watches alot of hardcore porn and Gay on the low
Eww thats jayden”
by Kyle Nender November 26, 2023
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Jayden

A type of girl who sleeps with anyone
Man Jayden is such a hoe
by whattheblurpomofo July 11, 2022
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Jayden

A Jayden is the main character of a harem show, a chick magnet but never seems to realize it. Jaydens are very charismatic and charming whilst having a goofy side to them. They're a bit awkward at times but will warm up to you eventually. Although they may seem cold and intimidating, they're really just clueless most of the time like a chick that just hatched.
"Wow.. is he always this nice to be around?" "Thats just Jayden for you!"
by Coco123J October 28, 2021
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jayden

a mean,selfish guy who assumes everyone likes him but nobody ever does. He cares about himself and himself only, cute, funny and courages he is lucky that those are the only good qualities about him
Girl:is that Jayden?
Friend:oh yah what does he want now?
by fcbcf February 28, 2019
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