Jake Carmi

SEXIEST MAN ALIVE WITH A BIG DICK.

Right when i met that guy last night i swear he was a jake carmi, cuz the second i saw him i got wet.

by Mariana Cardenas April 25, 2011

Jake Paul

a autistic retard who has no friends and will get knocked out by KSI

Dude 1: DUDE!! HAVE U SEEN THE NEW JAKE PAUL VIDEO???
Dude 2: No
Dude 1: Why not???
Dude 2: Because im not a autistic retard

by RICEGUM4LIFE February 16, 2018

Jake

Low down good for nothing whore. Will lie to anyone, anytime. He will pretend to be a good guy, but don't be fooled.

Did you meet jake yesterday?

Yeah I'm avoiding him!

by avoidhimatallcosts September 16, 2010

jake

A Rastafarian word meaning a white person

The jakes with their laws and thier schools are poisoning the purest of minds

by Moons April 17, 2006

Jake hannes

a kid that has a microscopic penis and likes men.

jake hannes likes guys

by ch69696969 February 4, 2020

Pulling a Jake

-Doing something wrong and/or annoying that no one else would do
-Being a douchebag that no one likes
-Thinking you're cool/better than others/funny while you're really not

"God, he's seriously playing with a water bottle hanging from a string? He needs to stop pulling a Jake."

by MaxmanWarfare June 17, 2009

Jake-thirty

1. N. Term coined in Central Texas to describe when it is an acceptable time to call your dealer. Was originally used only to refer to "Jake", but is now acceptable to use when referring to any dealer. One may also feel free to substitute their dealer's name for "Jake".

See: Jake-O'clock, Drug-thirty, Drug-O'clock

Jessica: Is it after noon yet? You know you can't call 'til after noon.
Kevin: It's 12:15.
Jessica: Sounds like Jake-thirty to me!

by ElleC July 21, 2008