jacob singleton

a really fat asian who has been sick for over a year
holy shit you are as fat as jacob singleton
by Lukard_oh November 24, 2022
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Jacob Sloan

A human who screams really loudly and acts crazy. Known to be indigenous to Chicago. Seriously Hyper.
Holy Crap! I saw a Jacob Sloan in the candy store today.
by Animal Welfare May 11, 2019
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Jacob stockton

Jacob can be a little wankstain but I really do love him as my mate , I remember when we all slept in my back garden in a tent and he pissed in a lucozade bottle and threw it over someone's fence .
Jacob stockton has a massive pp
by Toby mcgurk November 22, 2021
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Jacob ogdenitus

A health condition in which a males penis reverses inside itself
Dude I’ve just been to the doctors and found out I’ve got Jacob ogdenitus, my poor penis is inside out
by Parallelogramshagger May 08, 2020
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Jacob bush

A big ass fucker-bitch with a 16.3 inch cock
I fucked Jacob bush last night ;)
by Big dick cock boy July 02, 2021
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Jacob Bruno

Jacob bruno is a Cancer sign. You can always find him in a hat, hoodie, or jacket. He’s as sweet as sugar, and he’s a hot bitch for sure. He’ll be there when you need him the most. He gives great advice but you need to remember.. everyone’s got their own problems as well. He is the number one guy to ask to prom. He’s got a big heart as well, one that’ll make yours swell.
Girl: “Jacob Bruno is so hot!”
Me: “Shut the fuck up! That’s my boyfriend!”
by Jadeg1126 May 18, 2018
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Jacob gouda

Everyone's best friend in the whole wide world.
Man I love Jacob gouda he is my best friend
by Spike Mcgregory June 21, 2020
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