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Jade-Tinted Glasses

seeing things in a negative, cynical light.
At first, I saw my teacher through jade-tinted glasses but after a year I realized he was a good lecturer who cares about his students.
by Richard Haass September 9, 2023
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Jade Rivera

Jade Rivera is a beautiful girl who thinks shes ugly but really isnt (obviously) and she is beautiful but she dosent know it. She has gone through hell and has gotten over it by the help of that one friend who really cares alot about her and keeps her on her feet .Her friends are lucky to have her and so are her best friends .
Jade Rivera is the most special gifted girl ever
by Diane Kruger April 29, 2019
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Jade rights

Jade: *does something inappropriate*
Everyone who sees it: đźš« jade rights
by idctbh July 18, 2019
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Jade Stalk

(n.) Asian penis; Penis that holds aura
Master wu showed me his ancient technique to stroke the Jade Stalk
by masterwu69 October 7, 2025
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Baeomi Jade

The stage name of a singer/songwriter once known as Asia Keishai.
“Have you listened to Baeomi Jade before?”

“Alexa play “Forever Feeling” by Baeomi Jade”

My favorite song is “Sunsets @8” by Baeomi Jade
by Baeomi Jade June 16, 2021
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Jade

Jade is a wonderful person who’s hot but will give you hardcore anal sex I’m talking about that hardcore anal. But jades also don’t have big asses usually, they have tight asses to put your meat in. Jades always love a bit of custard in their canal! Anyways, a jade is usually someone who is so fucking Asian they can’t see shit like they eat woof woof dog like dog. Jade has no boobies but mosquito bites instead. Still hot for some reason. They love soccer, masturbating wolves and s’mores that were made during gay pride parades.
They also like watching the office for some god unknown reason. Look I’m talking about a true jade also they make you wear a condom during oral sex. Gay!!!! Which is why you fuck that bitch in her ass!!! Boo-Yah!
Hey Jade you up for some anal and some s’mores??
Hey jade time for hard blowers!
by LilBoyMickeyTheMouse102 November 11, 2020
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