Jersey Hello

When the man ejaculates into his lover's hand, and then forces them to slap themselves hard in the face with a hand full of nut sauce.

"Yea, man, that girl last night? I gave her the ol "Jersey Hello".

by MinusMan March 9, 2009

dirty jersey

When a man initiates unprotected sexual intercourse with a sub-par class woman but - when he pulls out his penis - he is wearing a rubber (from the collection of old-dirty-discarded condoms in the woman's vagina). The phenomenon is like a battle between the penis and vagina, similar to a hockey fight, where the vagina "dirty jerseys" the penis with a condom and hence wins the fight.

That girl I had sex with while camping on the weekend gave me a dirty jersey! GROSS!

by blaaades November 29, 2010

New Jersey

The mini California, but better!

New Jersey and California even look alike!

by Pieman418 March 31, 2009

dirty jersey

To perform a dirty jersey you must have the mr. fantastic stretch power. You put you penis into a girls butt and stretch it through her intestines out of her mouth so she can give you a blowjob and be taking it in the butt all at once

I gave that bitch a dirty jersey last night, it was crazy

by Thatkidfromjersey June 28, 2009

new jersey

A prank that revolves around a huge lie pulled by the founders of milkhair records.

"Hey I heard Insight is gonna drop a verse on the J Parker CD."
"Naw, I think that's just another new jersey."

by Jacob Barker February 4, 2004

Jersey Boys

An over the pants handjob.

"Hey Travis did you finally smash that girl??"
"Nah man she just gave me a jersey boys.."

by SoftCell February 3, 2017

new jersey

New Jersey is ..and im going to be real simple NJ is the best fckn state yo yea we say yo were not ashamed of what is said about us we enjoy all the haters if ur not from Jersey u wish u were we got the shore, best food places no other place in the country is better we love weed and have GREAT pizza shops and NO OTHER STATE THROWS WOOD PARTYS LIKE JERZY YO!!!

LOVE TO ALL MY JERSEY BROS

LONG LIVE THE 908!!!!!!!!!!!!

regular guy: "why are u soo amazing"?
guy from jersey :"cuz im from new jersey so get the fuck out my way bro!"

by Pr0uD J3rziAn August 31, 2010