its not a truck

when that older kid says he has a truck but it's actually a SUV

Person 1: i have a truck.
Person 2: Its not a truck!
Person 1: well it's built like one.
Person 2: ....................

by Psycho death metal March 3, 2017

UU ITE

1. The Indonesian Constitutional bill regulating information and electronic transactions, or information technology in general
2. A metonym for the unnecessarily tyrannical process of censorship of anything deemed inappropriate by yours truly, the Ministry of Communications and Informations of the Republic of Indonesia

A: "You heard? the pandemic stimulus was embezzled! this cabinet is garbage!"
B: "Hoy! Kena UU ITE lo"

by Shall not be in fridge August 4, 2021

hey its me your scum bag dad

a dad that kills people and trys to keep his kid innocet

hey its me your scum bag dad lets play prank wars

by kermit the frog killer February 1, 2022

Its Sometimes Yetis

Yetis exist. This particular type of person is the logical one. Sometimes it IS yetis making that huge branch crack in the middle of the campground. Sometimes its the Russian government doing tests in the mountains; just never know!

If you meet someone who says 'its sometimes yetis'. You probably found the one that would help you survive in the wilderness.

Sometimes....its a deer the dog is barking frantically at in the middle of the night; but we all know Its Sometimes Yetis

by A Minnesotan April 23, 2019

putting the turtle back in its shell

When your taking a shit, but half way through, you suck the shit back up into your asshole

I just got done putting the turtle back in its shell

by Ishitoften December 31, 2020

Ite

The currency for when you run things.

Ben literally has all of the Ites in the USA.

by Fratstar1917 July 13, 2017

ite

"Alright", but very shortened
usually used in memes

"ite imma head out"

by vaaleste August 21, 2021