teachers

annoying people that wont stop talking

do you like teachers

by derarage June 15, 2022

Maths teacher

My maths teacher once said; “You just blew in my tube… You have to ask permission before you do that.”

Boy 1 “do you want to go blow on his tube”

Boy 2 “hell yeah man.”
*The Maths teacher looming over them* “No, you need to ask permission to do that…”

by Stock photo of a man May 10, 2023

Teachers

Someone who works at a place. It's not important tho.
Usually doesn't want u to use google translate, the superior format

Teachers, my dog are my homework.

That's BULLSHIT timmy, go to detention

by fuckthrfrench December 20, 2019

Gay air kindergarten teacher

It's when someone doesn't know wtf their gender is so they resort to gay air kindergarten teacher because that's the only right answer to Dylan's identity crisis

Dylan's gender is gay air kindergarten teacher

by Xen!! October 20, 2022

Teachers Pet

An annoying ass bitch that does nothing but hate everyone but the teacher, some variants of this creature are fortnite kids, but they snitch on literally everything and everyone, always telling you "I'm telling." Before walking away.

Damn that teachers pet.
What?
He snitched on me for accidently tripping someone.
That fucking teachers pet.

by I hate fortnite kids June 5, 2023

cocky cunt of a teacher

my tuters a retared cunt

fuck you ann ling ur a slag cocky cunt of a teacher

by sexyplayboy2121 February 25, 2021

Armed teachers

Not going to work because it takes long to react than it does to act. The first shots will always be fired by the school shooter and if they chooses their opportunity wisely they will always be able to pick off a few kids before the teacher realizes what's happening.

Hym "It's like they expect the school shooter to be retarded. Like, even if it works the first few times, they'll eventually get wise and just wait for a better teacher/student ratio. Put some kids between you and any teachers before you start shooting so the teacher is hesitant to shoot OR (even better) misses and hits some of the kids for you. Easy work-around. Low-diff. The armed teachers aren't to kill the shooters. They are there to SCARE them. But no one who does the thing is scared of you Matt. Or your God. Which is why the kids are still getting fucked and killed. Like, in your shit-head you think 'You'd better not mess with our kids or we won't give yoi credit for creating A.I. and we'll antagonize you until you kill our kids!' And then in your head you think that is a scary reason to not murder kids but instead is a reason to kill your kids. But because of your religion, you get to delude yourself into believing that everyone is immortal. So it doesn't matter if the kids die becuase the shooter will die too... And the kids go to the good place and the shooter goes to the bad place. So, like, 'stopping anyone from dying' isn't even a factor in your little shit-brains."

by Hym Iam April 25, 2024