law daddy

similar to a stage parent. Where as a male pressures a female into pursuing a career in law that the female doesnt want to have but will greatly benefit the male

girl: i want to be a writer
guy: no, you should totally be a corporate lawyer
girl: that sounds boring
guy: I dont care what you want, I want to live off of your income and not work.
girl: you are being pushy
guy: no I am being a law daddy

by h double December 1, 2010

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Eggkin's Law

Any SJW (Social Justice Warrior) parody - no matter how extreme - exists in real life.

Melissa Harris-Perry's channeling of Godfrew Elfwick with her Star Wars criticisms is an example of Eggkin's Law

by Peaceful Idiot March 25, 2016

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Sawyer's Law

When somebody believes that any beer within their proximity is rightfully theirs.

"After nick had a couple of drinks last night he turned into a beer monster, drinking any beer he could get his hands on. His always following Sawyer's Law!"

by Da Filth March 13, 2009

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Blue Lawed

To be turned down when trying to purchase alcohol on a Sunday morning because of state laws

On Sunday I got blue lawed, I went to a bar at 11:15, but the bartender wouldn't serve me until noon.

by Tommy Shakespeare March 11, 2011

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In-Law Food

Food or other edible likings to which your In-laws have prepared, and being that fact, you don't want to try them without thinking of a horrendous event occuring.

Jon: Hey Bill! Did you try out her mac and cheese? It's Delish!
Bill: Na man, it's In-law food.
Jon: Damn... well, it doesn't taste that great anyways...

by Bulletmunchr December 17, 2007

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Dick In Laws

When two or more men have had sex with the same woman.

Person A: Did you hear that Brett got with Brittany last night?
Person B: Really? Holy shit! That mean's we're Dick In Laws!
Person A: You slept with her too?
Person B: Hehehehe.

by The Hutt & Dr. Wolfe October 19, 2010

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