Seasoning my smurf

Having marital relations with one's wife.

I'll be over after I finish seasoning my smurf.

by El Queeftador June 13, 2025

Seasoned meat

When you date an older man. Your man is not “old”. He’s seasoned like a delicious meal.

Seasoned definition means been around forever. And meat is whatever you want that to mean. It can mean Penis or the girth of their body

Damn your man is old! I’m surprised you’re even together.

Response: I like him cause he’s seasoned meat. He’s an acquired taste.

by Sophia in real life January 4, 2021

Guy Season

The time in which girls are most likely to be attacked by guys who have no intention of a real relationship with them.

Oh god, it's guy season again.

by BabbyyI October 10, 2015

Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around.

That's what you have to say every crabz season! Fuck my actual life, crabz are fucking stupid.

Hym "Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around. The tidal wave of crabz is crossing the fucking street so I guess I'll take a fucking detour. That or I'm the asshole running over crabz. Fuck crabz. They should throw me a fucking parade for running over those little cock-suckers. You're welcome."

by Hym Iam September 22, 2023

hoodie season

taking your best friends hoodie just to annoy them or if your really close maybe something more

girl 1: i’m cold

girl 2: it’s hoodie season go ask someone for theirs

by somethingintresting October 13, 2019

roll season

a word used to mean that we bout to beat somebody ass. #ROLLSEASONBITCH!

Makayla: Brandon, its roll season.
Brandon: Bet lets roll his ass!

by playashit October 7, 2018

Yitude Season

The day after a holiday, its called "Yitude Season" because it sounds better that way. Originally there were two definitions of these two words together but I cant say them because of the Urban dictionary gods.

What is the day after my birthday or any holiday called?

Oh Bernie, its called "Yitude Season"

by DominoRussia September 20, 2021