Middle School relationship

Glorified friendship.
When a kid in middle school (usually ages 11-14) "likes" another kid and they agree to a week of hugging each other every day. It lasts longer if you're 13+. If you're 12-, it's basically just spotting your "lover" in their group of friends and hugging them, then standing around awkwardly when alone, every day for a week, or a day or two. It's completely fake! Crushes are way better compared to middle school relationships. At least you have something to dream about.

I was once, regretably, involved in a middle school relationship.

by crusaderofsarcasm December 24, 2010

middle school dance

when girls put on tight booty shorts and slutty tank tops just to stand around for an hour and then when the dancing actually starts to go and try to get any random douche bag to grind them.

Jane: I'm soooo excited for the middle school dance tonight!! I hope a hotty grinds me. What are you wearing?
Lulu: Booty shorts and a sugarlip!!! I love being a slut! I hope the guy i grind gets a boner - i love that.

by sirgrindalot July 8, 2011

woodworth middle school

a school full of retard ass yemeni niggas who think they lightskin, and tryna be something they aint. Also full of ratchet ass white gurls who think they black. The school looks like ass, and it'll be hard not to find a group of reeking guys out front, prob talking about fortnite

yo u kno that one gurl?
Ya shes from woodworth middle school.
Damn man nevermind.

by pussy blaster August 3, 2018

Middle school hoe

The classsic middle school hoe in the making takes Instagram and Snapchat pics with their boobs out wear the tighest pants to make their booty look bigger usually wear makeup always complaining they won’t date but always do then date an fboi then complain when they leave them usually is fake but complains how fake everybody else is when they are the real problem complains about the dress code and when someone calls them a hoe they say I don’t sleep with anyone how am I a hoe usually has had like over 5 boyfriends

That girl Kaylee is such a middle school hoe she’s dated like 10 guys this month and thinks everyone is so fake and always wears the tighest pants

by Tobatron February 3, 2018

Sagamore Middle school

A shitty fucking crowded ass middle school owned by the sachem central school district. Ever since those goddamn sequoya kids came into the school, the place has been riddled with nonstop drug deals and people giving birth in the girls locker room. There are a few things of yours that end up lost during your years in the crackhead school. Your foreskin, virginity and the rest of your dignity and self esteem. Never enroll your well behaved kid in Sagamore, for you will lose all control of them completely.

Person A: dude I have to switch school districts.

Person B: oh fuck man please don't let it be sachem

Person A: don't worry man! I've already started my drug deals. They're not that hard to establish here at Sagamore Middle school.

by [e-mail] June 4, 2017

Middle School Crush

When you have a crush on someone similar to what middle-schoolers go though when they like someone. You start texting, hugging awkwardly, getting butterflies and stumble with your words every time you talk to set "crush." IM-ing is also key to Middle School Crushes (and don't forget to send lots of smiley-faces in them :) )

Absolutely no maturing in your flirting and feelings in this type of crush.

You know...I like-like that guy. Oh my goodness, I totally have a Middle School Crush on that guy!

by ohkitty March 4, 2013

Holicong Middle School

The definition of hell on earth. The principal will kill anyone who has any fun in the school. It is filled with the most random people from the fattest country boys to the most depressed emo bitches.

I hate holicong middle school

by Dr.Kevin1974 November 4, 2021