Helmet Fizz

Helmet Fizz - A fizzy secretion of precum ejaculate

That stripper got me so horny I let out some helmet fizz into my pants

by Trickus Dickus October 15, 2015

helper burn

When you are getting burned so bad by your friends, another friend steps in to save your ass because you are not man enough to handle it by yourself.

I was so upset that my crew was making memes about me, that Keith had to make a helper burn meme before I started to cry! I wish I was a real man!

- Anthony Navarro

by RA_GOD May 31, 2016

helpdesk effect

When you call helpdesk and the problem fixes itself instantly.

Employee 1, "My desk phone was not working, but as soon as I emailed helpdesk it started working. "

Employee 2, "Bro that's the helpdesk effect."

by JBlocka May 12, 2016

help me funk

To help a person get incredibly horny to the point that they explode into a ball of lumpy chodes. This is usually done with a banana.

Could you help me funk

by lord_fabulous March 1, 2016

helmeted warrior

An uncircumcised penis

I love sucking on the uncut foreskin of his helmeted warrior.

by Jade217 September 21, 2016

Helmet

Scots Slang:
A person who can only be best described as a dick head.

That Boab Daisley is a f**kin helmet

by bearjew89 August 21, 2016

helmet smoker

A random chick usually having squid tits who loves to suck the meat pipe

Yo Ralph, Did Brittany give you head??
Hell yeah bro, she's a real helmet smoker..

by D hops February 26, 2017