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Hump day

Yo it's hump day tomorrow
by Fwaxll February 13, 2023
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Hump Seizure

steph: “Joe make me hump serizure tonight
Joe: “I got you babe”

hump seizure: common climax
by humpseizure September 14, 2018
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video hump

The act of video chatting with the opposite sex while you both masturbate.
Guy 1: what did you do last night?

Guy 2 : Nothing really just video humped Christina.
by Itsalltooeasy December 13, 2016
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Hump day

: Wednesday also the toughest day of the week where you may just to hump your partner so they can get through the rest of it
It’s hump day! Can’t wait to come home and get humped the fuck out of till tomorrow!!
by anonymous August 12, 2022
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camel humps

when a woman has the worst cramps in the world and she can hardly move! making her double over in pain. making her back curved like a camel hump.
My girlfriend must have the Camel Humps, the only thing she could do was grunt
by Sarahswann11 July 18, 2011
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Go f*** yourself.
Your husband is angry with you for exposing his affair? He can go dry hump a cactus into the sunset.
by NoHarmDone August 4, 2025
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I'll scoot a hump on ye

I will hit you and leave you with a bump, usually said by parents and grandparent
If you keep shouting at me young man, I'll scoot a hump on ye
by Derry Irish November 5, 2021
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