gravy crotchet

Its that thing where you take leftover Thanksgiving turkey gravy and pour it on your dick and then a girl sucks it off while you whistle the Davey Crockett theme song.

Mike: What'd you do with your leftovers bro?
Ted: Gravy Crotchett
Mike: Nice dude

by Kimbeardactyl December 23, 2013

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Gravy Ravioli

Slang for 'are sexy'.

If you were to say 'You gravy ravioli' then you would be saying 'You are sexy'.

by SenorWombat December 8, 2013

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brown gravy twitch

when you have to shit so bad, all you can do is sit, stand, or pace and twitch; typically experienced in situations when a bathroom cannot be accessed

*standing in line at the store* "Man, I ate too much for lunch, now I got the brown gravy twitch."

by Becquiqui December 22, 2013

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gravy rape

Raping your cellmate when he has diarrhea from bad prison food.

Cellmate 1: Did you hear what happened to Whitey last night?
Cellmate 2: Yeah, I heard Bubba tapped that.
Cellmate 1: Motherfuckin' Whitey ate some meatloaf and it turned into a gravy rape.

by georgeh12 March 4, 2015

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gravy buster

The act of anal fisting someone with diarrhea

Jack accidentally unleashed the gravy buster while rooting around his ladies backside.

by Bud Clayton March 10, 2015

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A woman whose ultimate goal is to get pregnant without having to go to a fertility clinic. Specifically, the "thief" tricks the victim by convincing the man that she wants to have sex with him. Afterwards, she will attempt to recover the man's "gravy" from a used condom by sucking it into a syringe and injecting it directly into her vagina. She may or may not pursue her victim for child support if she's successful.

Poor Bob fell victim to a gravy thief. Now he has to pay child support for a kid that's being raised by a lesbian couple, that fight his requests for joint custody.

by bruuuh March 12, 2015

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