Gooch

The spot your mom likes to lick me at.

"God dude your mom just loves lickin my Gooch."

by i had ur mom April 18, 2009

gooch

a gut and a cooch

look at the gooch on that fat chick!

by urban o.g. July 24, 2012

Goochi

Terrible or Bad

Dude, that taco was so goochi. I think I will get food poisoning!

by DragonOmniverse May 23, 2014

gooched

The act of hitting, touching, poking, ect. of the female lower regions.

"Dude, that guy just gooched me with his lacrosse stick!"

"I just wanna gooch you with my fist!"

by SamanthaIrene January 21, 2009

gobshites

Someone who is supposedly gay with his cousin.

GM Typer and Coleslaw are Gobshites.

by DeadzeroCustom September 25, 2003

Master Gooch

A man skilled in the ways of the Gooch, Can turn you into a Gooch Assassin. Look out for the Master Gooch, you will find him covered in sweat and thick hairs, may have a bacon strip running down his front.
gooch assassin

Douchebag1:'Ima become a Gooch Assassin'
Douchebag2:'Awesome, you now how to become one?'
Douchebag1:'Yeah, just need to find the Master Gooch!'

by MikeyDouche November 7, 2007

Gooch

the soft, tissu like area that goes from behind your bollock sack, through to the start of your arse crack

"Hey James you have such a sweaty old gooch i can just about smell it from here you filty cow!"

(james) "I'm just about to wipe it with my tis-sue!"

"What a hussy"

by Roger Wooderson December 28, 2005