Google Certified

Knowing everything you can on a specific topic and becoming a professional by using google.

Jessie- I know everything about Parakeets

Siera- Oh really, are you an avian vet?

Jessie- No, Im google certified BITCH

by jkplaymate07 July 12, 2012

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google cancer

What happens when you have a medical concern, do a google search and find that google thinks that you've probably got cancer.

Tom: "I've got a pain in my right hand."
Harry: "Did you google it?"
Tom: "It came up with a few things, all of them said it could be a symptom of cancer."
Harry: "Are you sure it's not repetitive strain injury?"
Tom: "No, every link said it could be a symptom of cancer. Its probably cancer."
Harry: "Ah, you've got google cancer."

by Mercks December 12, 2013

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Google Daddy

When a thirsty chick trys so hard to keep her man from leaving her, she sends him googled pictures of positive pregnancy tests to keep him around

Dayum dude, this chick ive been trying to get rid of is trying to make me her Google Daddy.

by Vulgarswag November 7, 2015

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Google Hell

This is when you have to suffer through a conversation with someone who thinks they know it all, the Know It All will ramble on and on throwing out facts and acts surprised when you don't know what they are talking about, these people aren't well liked

Listening to him is like some kind of Google Hell

by Googled Hell April 24, 2017

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Google Plus

Google+ is currently dominated by teenagers and young adults. We have the cult inner circles (shroomboys) and many things like that. There are lots of drama but overall it's a good place.

Alexander: *posts meme on Google Plus*
500 +1's

by BOINAENAE February 10, 2018

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