golden ruins

1 Megabyte of maps, 29 megabytes of pwn.

Referring to the modification of a game (the modification's name was golden ruins), which barely had 1 megabyte of maps and 29 megabytes entirely of music.

by Moonlander January 16, 2008

Golden Deuce

The perfect poop. Meaning, there's nothing to wipe. When one has the golden deuce, the toilet paper is completely clean after wiping.

I sat on the throne, and dropped a Golden Deuce. When I wiped, my ass was dry, and there was no dookie on the toilet paper.

by Derange-O October 4, 2013

golden goat

A very powerful weed, it hits you like a bullet when you take that first drag.

Guy 1: Man I hit some golden goat last night!
Guy 2: Holy shit are you ok?
Guy 1: I think so cause this talking tree and rabbit says its cool so yeah.

by A$AP_HUNNA July 25, 2016

grow the golden

the art of growing golden marijuana

"he wants to grow the golden man"

by GeOrGe*%( November 5, 2007

Golden Gasket

The act of urinating in one's rectal cavity for personal lubrication.

Person 1: Baby your getting a little dry
Person 2: Well I cant reach the KY, so just give me a GOLDEN GASKET

by ADAM MAC March 16, 2009

Golden Spade

A person who is relentless and persistent in the art of tuning and general lurking

Mate: "James' lurking is relentless tonight, he is always on the tune"
Me: "Dude, he's the Golden Spade"

by Keg JD October 14, 2012

Golden Fountain

Takes place when a guy passes out on his back at a party with a hard-on and a full bladder. When he comes to and sees an attractive woman walk by, gives her tribute with a golden fountain of urine as high as it will go.

Billy must have had a great time at the soiree; he gave Linda a golden fountain as he lay in the lobby.

by mytwosenseworth May 21, 2013