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Tinder Goggles

An effect similar to Beer Goggles, in which your increased level of hornyness results in you lowering your standards of attraction when using Tinder. The result is usually a post-orgasm you recoiling in horror when you discover who you would have potentially slept with had you continued on your current path.
I was super ready to go over to this guy's house and "watch a movie" before I rubbed one out and realized he is a mailman with a missing front tooth. Whew, Tinder Goggles almost got me again.
by Tinder McTinder October 16, 2017
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gray goggles

A condition specific to male cadets at the United States military academy wherein the male cadet after only being surrounded by female cadettes lowers his standards for what he considers to be an attractive woman.
“Bro, did you hear about mark getting with Mary?”
“Yeah! She’s like a 2/10, mark has some serious gray goggles on right now
by Thayer Menace May 15, 2024
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Davis Goggles

When someone goes to UC Davis and because there are so many ugly girls, starts finding mid girls to be really hot.
Friend 1: (looking at mid girl) Yo she’s bad!
Friend 2: Bro she’s mid. Take yo davis goggles off.
by bigleftnut49 May 29, 2024
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Arab eye goggles

The act of placing each of one's balls over someone's eyes, making sure to get each ball on on an individual eye.
Last night I gave her the old Arab eye goggles before blasting off.
by Eaglebones666 October 25, 2023
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Goggle boy

A nice but stranger man who wears goggles usually welding goggles around town daily. Rarely says a word just a friendly stranger who I more than a 4 eyes.
Hey rick you saw that weirdo ? Oh you mean goggle boy don’t be scared he’s nice.
by The turret December 14, 2020
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Club goggles

When you get drunk and go to a club and everyone is attractive and you can’t differentiate between a 10 and a 3 because everyone is a 10
Damn, I thought she was pretty with my club goggles on
by Chammmyyyyy June 12, 2024
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Squidward Goggles

When you put you balls and dick over your girlfriend/boyfriends eyes and nose
Hey baby, I'm going to rock your world tonight and give you a pair of Squidward goggles.
by anonymous June 5, 2024
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