An intelligent human women who is captain goggles by day and captain pool by night. She gets her super hero power from eating Bush’s baked beans honey bacon flavor style. She will only save you if she’s near a pool. If you not by a pool just expect to not make it out. Sometimes clicks a pen to try and annoy people even though it doesn’t work.
by SCARFACE September 25, 2018
Get the CAPTAIN GOGGLES mug.Noun. Guru Goggles are not physical. They are metaphorical, and refer to the way in which people become devoted to a charismatic authority figure (like a guru). It refers to the level of intensity to which people become focused on, or attracted to, a guru, beyond anything else; which relate to spiritual bypassing and pathological altruism. The harder someone is attached to a guru, the stronger, we can say, the prescription of their guru goggles, is.
The prescription of his "guru goggles" is too strong. He can't see that the guy is a really bad. No matter what you say, he won't change his mind.
by psdmccartney September 30, 2018
Get the Guru Goggles mug.Eye protection one wears while getting sloshed. A sacred accessory saved for special nights of extra hard drinking. Never wear your slosh goggles while not drinking.
Craig: Bro I’m trying to get sloshed tonight.
Joe: Same dude I think I’m gonna whip out the slosh goggles.
Craig: Send it!
Joe: Same dude I think I’m gonna whip out the slosh goggles.
Craig: Send it!
by BigMoose69 June 9, 2018
Get the slosh goggles mug.Term used in sports debates and banter when someone is clearly biased towards their own team and doesn’t even realize it.
Take off your homer goggles and you will see that your team hasn’t done that well this year! Quit making excuses.
by Shock Smoove February 14, 2023
Get the homer goggles mug.Similar to the beer goggles effect, a person which one would not find typically attractive is seen as attractive. This effect is a cause of the Webb School bubble, where a lesser amount of typically attractive people exist. Another factor included is the envelopment of academia connected to a decline in one's social life. many will date people they would never even think about looking at in a normal setting due to the incredibly depressing lack of options
you must be off the geek bar the way you tryna pull that level 13 uggo right there
mb cuh i was tweaking off the Webb Goggles
mb cuh i was tweaking off the Webb Goggles
by lil consent January 22, 2024
Get the Webb Goggles mug.when youve had a lack of options of who to sex by being in residential treatment so long that your standards drop to unholy levels. that 5/10 you wouldve never considered now becomes much more attractive. post nut clarity hits hard with these people
"bro, did you really get with Becky??? She's literally chopped."
"man, give it 3 months and you'll also develop treatment goggles."
"man, give it 3 months and you'll also develop treatment goggles."
by skeleboner42 January 28, 2024
Get the treatment goggles mug.The act of placing each of one's balls over someone's eyes, making sure to get each ball on on an individual eye.
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