Fuck-flustered

The experience that occurs when someone demands a straight answer to what they think is an easy and direct question and you are unable to think straight because of a mixture of autistic sensory overload combined with OCD rules to make whatever you say both ‘right’ and ‘equal’, which ends up with you either talking slow or blanking out and the questioner ends up thinking you are dense, square, slow, and/or a retard or that you weren’t listening.

Johnny asked me a question and I wanted my answer to be the right words so that it would be applicable to several of his alters and I wasn’t able to answer fast enough for him because I was so fuck-flustered and he called me dense.

by PhoenixTH August 29, 2023

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Flaming Fuck Hammer

The erect penis of a red-haired man (ginger person).

Casey railed the shit out of that chick with his flaming fuck hammer.

by Steve-o and Tim December 9, 2008

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Holy Fuck Ton

More that a crap ton and a shit ton. the greatest amount.

That elaphant weighs a Holy Fuck Ton more than that dog.

by 777tobi March 21, 2009

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Throat-Fuck Fiesta

A term that has become ubiquitous among young adults to indicate a rapid succession of blow jobs. I.e. mentioning you have lockjaw from giving hundreds of blows jobs means that you probably attended a throat-fuck fiesta

Synonyms: blowjob gangbang

A: "There's got to be a term for why I have, like, SUCH BAD lockjaw right now"
B: "Like that blowjob gangbang you attended last night?"
A: "Well, I don't want to sound too casual about it..."
B: "A throat-fuck fiesta?!"
A: "...."
B: "What, you don't like parties?"

by eskimobrothers December 7, 2014

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