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free the girl

when your friend gets into trouble for stupid shit
teacher: give me your phone.
me: I wasn't on it

teacher: are you arguing with me?, go to the principal's office NOW.
friends: free the girl
by :/ May 15, 2018
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Free loader

A person who eats all the leftovers but never pays, also none as. Kington
"Hey give me all of the food I wouldn't want that to go to waste" jannine said to all the other guests at the end of the dinner party. Zarra said to her Dad "Mums Free loading again" Dad said "yeah she's always been a Free loader"
by The real braff king October 30, 2019
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Free Subway

Free Subway is usually defined as a dumb bet involving sexual activity and not getting your reward
"Hey Oliver, I'll give you 10 bucks to bang her."
"Nah man, that's such free subway!"
by Senpai Jeffries October 16, 2017
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Free the Peenie

That feeling or urge men get to just let their genitalia hang loose. This is usually done at home after long stressful days.
Bob: Hey man I’ve been working all day. I can’t wait to free the peenie when I get home.
Tyrone: Hell yeah bro, #freethepeenie.
by Loafhead January 29, 2019
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Illusion of Free Will

According to Nietzsche’s psychoanalysis, freewill might only be just an illusion. A trick of the mind.

Animals and humans have genes that partially predetermine how they act. But it is really thoughts and beliefs that guide people.
Illusion of Free Will- like Buridan’s Ass which states that an Ass that is equally hungry and equally thirsty will both die of either starvation or thirst if water and food are kept at a same distance but in completely different directions if the Ass can only choose from two. Even if the ASS walks the same way to curb their thirst or hunger, it ends up dying of either thirst or hunger because it can only fulfill one need and not the other. Because the animal acts on instinct it is unable to make a rational decision and distinction and can only go to one option.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 3, 2020
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nothing is free

When someone tells you you are free, they are big mad that nothing is free and they get nothing out of it
by papapeanuts April 6, 2023
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/e free

a stupid person:/e free a smart guy:mf that wont work
by plagiarismbelike January 30, 2023
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