Net Floor

Net Floor
A Floor Of a building Designated For Routers, Switches, Firewall boxes, Rackmount systems, Web & FTP servers that serer for the local enterprise network system and/or the web. The net floor is also where Most Of the Technical services hangout, i.e. Technicians & network repair men.

From: mr.blah
To: net floor

Yesterday I Couldn't access my Internet, I just wanted to inform you guys on Net floor 16 so it could maybe get fixed

mr.blah office 122, floor 12

by hacked1000 December 12, 2008

Floor

The ground

Tub me on the floor daddy. Or perhaps awq fuck there's cum on my floor

by Sussy imposter gay balls October 8, 2021

Third floor

Simply put, the floor the goes unsearched. Any Salty Jake knows that there are never victims on the 3rd floor of a house fire. Residents know to leave a building, especially the 3rd floor if it is the fire floor, so a Salty Jake knows not to waste his time searching more than 2 floors.

A kid almost died on the third floor.

by eggplantsucks June 11, 2018

alpha-floor

Aeronautical term designing the maximum AoA (Angle of Attack) an aircraft can sustain before stalling.

The plane crashed after triggering alpha-floor protection, leading it to a long unrecoverable descent to the ground.

by Peulleieo September 4, 2017

floor nerding

to sit in on the floor of a corridor at a web conference checking your email on the conference wifi.

floor nerding is much seen at the South By South West conference.

by Richard Pope March 10, 2008

That's So Floor

something that is so bare minimum it is practically on the floor.

G: I could always take her to Mcdonald's.

L: That's so floor

by Yourfaveyodle February 6, 2023

Floor Whore

A girl who gets with multiple people within the same dorm or apartment

Damn bro you hit ashley too. Yeah bro she’s a floor whore.

by Floor whore November 13, 2020