Vantared (An imaginary color inspired by the color 'Vantablack') Flag is a term derived from the commonly used phrase "Red flag" used to indicate a very large red flag.
Bro 1: "Yooo this chick just told me she wants to take my blood in a vial and wear it as a necklace to show her love for me"
Bro 2: "Brooo that's mad creepy. Sounds like a Vantared Flag"
Bro 2: "Brooo that's mad creepy. Sounds like a Vantared Flag"
by the onion boy August 23, 2021

by emptykidz January 1, 2022

by Jimmy Cracked Whore August 18, 2022

Skinny dick, big foreskin. Typically unsightly. Looks like the skin could be painted and used as a flag. Skin gets so worn that it's hard to get laid. Usually can't get a date so they gotta masturbate. Some times there is lube, some times there ain't. Before you know it your foreskin inflates.
Example 1: "I was going to go down on the guy, but he wiped out a real Flag Pole. It was long but the skin was so floppy I almost gagged on it. I'd be surprised if he even felt it at all."
Example 2: "Today I showed my patriotism online. Painted my dick and foreskin like a Flag Pole and snapped a picture in the wind. They got more of a laugh out of it than anything."
Example 2: "Today I showed my patriotism online. Painted my dick and foreskin like a Flag Pole and snapped a picture in the wind. They got more of a laugh out of it than anything."
by Half Mast May 27, 2021

by BigPenisGiza October 18, 2023

by BreadTaken January 12, 2021

by BabybenTTS October 19, 2022
