The Falcon Punch

Falcon Punch: An intimate sex act between two men where you dip your arm in gasoline, and drive it into their asshole. Before you begin, you typically put on a red helmet with a blue skin suit, and insert a carton of pop rocks into your partners gaping asshole. Once finished, proceed to fist them a single time with an earth-shattering punch at approximately 70,000 newtons of force, all while punching at Mach 2.2 and yelling “FALCOOOOOON PUUUNCH!!!!” at the top of your lungs. This will ignite the asshole on impact due to the friction between their anal walls and your gasoline covered arm. The shockwave from the asshole explosion may blow them away while leaving their ass on fire, covering the room with blood, shit, flames, and pop rocks.

When Elliot found Jax in his college dorm, he snuck into his room and surprised him with The Falcon Punch.

by The Muntologist July 8, 2025

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hate flaccid

Opposite of a hate boner; when you see/think of someone you hate and it turns you off

I was searching for tentacle porn and saw Kamala Harris. I’ve never gotten a hate flaccid so fast

by zFlare5 January 3, 2026

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you're falcon dude

meaning, you're fucking dumb.

wow, you're falcon dude.

by yourmomlikespie June 25, 2010

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Fly the Falcon

new lingo being used by ex Crips gang leader Melvin cdogg Johnson in South Central LA to mean helping a young homie come up in the hood by setting a good example -- letting the g fly free but always have a safe and sound "handler" to come home to for advice, protection, and positive direction.

Big homie can fly that little g like a falcon. He always comin back to the crib and stayin out of trouble.

He fly the falcon with little homie.

by Gen T August 27, 2010

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