Faggot Orbiter

A FAGGOT ORBITER: A guy who orbits around your girl for months or maybe years in her friendzone buying her shit waiting for that opportunity and procrastinating, once you're away, he won't even have the balls to ask her out but maybe she'll use him out of desperate, to get the validation she lost from you, thinking it'll help.
Usually he has NO other options so he'll say yes, the ultimate consequence of this interaction is loss of attraction asa another Alpha male shows up.. Fuck the backstabbing FAGGOT orbiters. (Funny enough I talked about this in the video without even knowing).
I've just added this definition to Urban Dictionary.

She hooked up with a faggot orbiter just to get over daddy , thinking it'll help but it'll never help

by Daddyhimself3 January 20, 2017

faggot gatherer

someone who gathers faggots, or wood. also used to refer to asshole bikers.

those turds on those harleys over there are such faggot gatherers.

by Mark0889 November 6, 2009

Faggot of Glizzies

An entire pack of hotdogs.

Just grilled a whole faggot of glizzies. Delicious.

by Remludar May 8, 2022

nipple faggot

A person who is in love with man nipples

what the fuck bro you a nipple faggot?

by Jashfuk November 5, 2017

Faggot orange

A tangerine

I wanted to make a real old fashioned, but all we have are these faggot oranges, so I did the best I could.

by Cwoody0 February 12, 2017

Faggot blasting

The act of choking on your own saliva and almost dying .

"Oh hey Jeremiah how was your day yesterday?"

"Eh, it was good until I had a faggot blasting so hard I almost died

by Chief Eaglepoopseer December 14, 2020

Time Faggot

Some one who wastes your time.

Dude, those Jehovah's Witnesses are such Time Faggots for wasting my time at the door.

by Mr. $lick June 26, 2017