women’s tax

Women’s Tax is a term for the things that society pins on women to do involuntarily (like not paying taxes per say) to not feel ashamed, manly, or “gross” that only apply to women i.e. having to shave nearly your entire body almost every other day-
Women 1 - I really wish I could grow out my body hair and not feel ashamed about it!

Women 2 - Yeah, I hate women’s tax.
by georgiatrue January 22, 2020
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Taxi Tax

The fee or favor you charge your friends when you DD (designated driver). Usually in the form of taking said friends beer and/or snacks as “tax” for being his DD.
Friend 1: “Hey! Why are you eating my chips?”
Friend 2: “Taxi tax.”
by KrustyWeiner420 August 22, 2021
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fanum tax

when someone takes part of your food that you bought with your own money.
"YO WHY DID YOU TAKE MY FOOD"
"Remember the fanum tax🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯😝😝😝"
by anonymous November 25, 2023
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Zoomer Tax

When you make the mistake of having your vape/dab cartridge visible near zoomer as and than (if you have any empathy) have to give in to their humble requests “aye bro you got a vape can I hit that” these vape hits are the “zoomer tax”
“I had to stop brining my vape to work bro I keep getting hit with mad zoomer tax bruh these new niggas fiendin no cap”
by OGbrothafromdaeastside June 18, 2022
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Rewriting the Tax Code

“We gotta wait for him to come out of the bathroom, he’s rewriting the tax code in there
by Hay19881 March 17, 2024
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Taxes

Taxes are another word for the weed
You got taxes bro
by Loca.girl.in.here September 25, 2018
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Theis Tax

“Theis Tax is the way of checking the validity of a win/loss against the Houston Rockets. If the Rockets were beaten, Theis Tax would be considered if the NBA Center known as Daniel Theis was active during the game. If Theis Tax is present, the loss would no longer be valid. Theis Tax would also be included if a team loses to the Houston Rockets. If Daniel Theis is present during a Rockets win, the losing team is eligible for mockery, as they lost to the rockets even with Theis Tax”
“The Rockets Lost? Have you taken Theis Tax into consideration?”
by DanielTheisUnAppreciater December 18, 2021
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