Football Bitch

A obese female over 300lb that's always talking shit

"I can't stand that big ass football bitch"

by kanyehandler April 7, 2023

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Gilbert Football

A team that will come on to your home field, kick your ass and then take your cheerleaders back home with them a fuck them harder than you ever could.

Damn my girl went with this Gilbert Football player last night and now she won’t call me back.

by Chad Leaphart November 16, 2020

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footbal

the dumbest thing ever

you're footbal.

by UR A F****R April 16, 2024

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There are 3 things to keep in mind when talking about Texan football, first it's not egg chasing, second is the date November 22, 1963 and thirdly and most importantly is my man Bill Hicks and his iconic back and to the side routine.

So once you put all of these random threads together you are describing a really negative football (soccer) team that only seems to play the ball back and to the side.

"Man! This team is playing pure Texan football..."

They're going to concede if they keep this texan shit up!

by CrapGhost July 17, 2021

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Grvy football mode

When you summon Payton manning to get you the first down in football while you hit the vape 50 times in the backfield. Then on the next down you go grvy mode and get 900 yards and a touchdown while hitting the gas pack.

Damn that dude just went fucking grvy football mode he's fucking nuts. Did you see him hit the gas pack in the end zone?

by KingofFunRuh October 2, 2025

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football add

a friend request on facebook

basically from some young hooligan that supports a crappy football team and is looking for girls under 18 to hook up with a get drinks.

charming

girl: thanks for the add, do i know you?
hooligan: nah just a football add!
girl: cool
hooligan: going to the next game? wanna meet for a drink.

by lalalalala face June 5, 2011

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