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Queered as a football bat

an operation which should be very simple, but purposely sabotaging that operation in order to serve against one's interests to serve a separate purpose.
They ended up setting a tracking device on my car so whever i drove the paid personal seems to always make an effort to attack my confidence. They queered the situation more than a football bat. They stole my home. Someone seems to blame me for every tragedy that's ever befallen their cursed family. My hometown has been Queered as a football bat
by NickLegit77 October 25, 2025
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Footbally

To be of football or to be the essence of football

(American football)
"Saying fight song instead of theme song seems much more footbally"
by Createroffootbally December 30, 2020
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National Football Day

On June 10th everyone has to go post and appreciate national football/soccer.
Dan: Its finally National Football Day!

Tom: Today is National Football Day!
by WorldFootballPresident June 9, 2024
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Football Whore

Scum a the earth who support more than one football club. Belong to the fucking slaughterhouse, usually fat shites or low life twats with no fucking balls to remain loyal. Disgrace to football and have large loose anal cavities. Fucking twats!!!
by rickyfknwaldrom February 4, 2023
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football cards

It's a pack that girls and boys will like . The suspense is real . A girl that begins with C will absolutely love them because a person that begins with A will give it to them
by Urgirlbeetie February 1, 2022
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Football

Laying on a field "crying" half the time.
OMG!! Football is a girly sport, man.
by Aguyontheinternet23 January 27, 2017
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Friday Football

Let’s fuck up drew in friday football tomorrow
by yhhhhhladdddd November 18, 2021
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