go eat a flower

a funny, more feminine way to say go fuck yourself pussy boi. used most commonly like the phrases fuck off, fuck u, eat shit etc. also used in a nerdy reference too.

ya whatever go eat a flower dude

by hardcore13 June 19, 2017

Clown's Flower

Analogy of female ejaculation.

I went down on her like a parched Spaniel when she squirted in my face like a clown's flower.

by Chilly Beef September 9, 2019

Frosted flower

when a man ejaculates on a prolapsed anus

I gave that girl from Niagara Falls a frosted flower

by Jhutch119 December 17, 2023

Wanderous Flower

Someone who is moving around randomly with no end goal. Usually they have a problem they need to solve, but thinks that instead of actually working to solve it. randomly wanders around hoping the answer will find them.

“He is walking in circles around the table instead of doing his work like a wanderous flower.”

by Givebill April 27, 2025

Daniel Flowers

A guy with a very low iq and a very tiny penis, he usually wants to kill himself but that’s only because he’s a drug addict. Also you can’t forgot Danny’s are usually Jewish.

Wanna invite Daniel flowers?

No he sucks!

by Dunno58 April 30, 2019

cherokee flower

(Noun)..Having oral sex with a cherokee girl on her period.

I went to the reservation and picked some cherokee flowers.

by Ec81 April 5, 2017

go eat a flower

a term used as a politer way of saying go eat shit. it's more of a feminine term so when u say it to a male it could be degrading. also used when you are telling someone week or nerdy to eat shit.

ya whatever go eat a flower nerd

by hardcore13 June 19, 2017