Engineer

A guy who finds a way to make stuff. Like this computer, your car, that nuclear missle silo next door...
It doesn't always work. But it's pretty damn funny!

Trust me, I'm an engineer! I think we'll put this thing right here.
Trust me, I'm an engineer! What the fuck just happened here?
Trust me, I'm an engineer! With epic skill and epic gear!
Trust me, I'm an engineer! Oh shit I think I'm outta here!

by CADPATRICK February 18, 2018

Engineering

A path not for the faint of heart. Not only will you get constantly shafted by your classes, but god forbid you get a professor or TA that grades your homework without being lenient, which happens to be the case. On the plus side, it'll be easy to find engineering opportunities and related-club, solely out of the experience of surviving hell with other poor souls.

Person 1: "I heard John had three panic attacks in a given week."

Person 2: "Welcome to Engineering."

by senthurmanz February 22, 2018

English Handshake

A dry, shameful handjob.

I pressured my Mormon girlfriend into tugging me of last night. No lube and just her shame filled sobs. It’s was a total English Handshake.

by Mijioshi October 20, 2018

Engelskifisering

Norwegians always complaining about their language fading away and English takes it's place even though it won't happen. This fear is repeated every year in Norwegian class and all students are forced to write a paper about this.

Engelskifisering skal være slutten på det norske språk

by norstudent November 13, 2018

Engla

The name Engla means Angel of course, because she is an angel. She’s got beautiful eyes and her existence is important to everyone, she’s the best person to have. She’s confident and has a big red heart, everyone should have an Engla in their life, She is awesome!

Who’s that girl over there?
That’s Engla

by Englais best November 21, 2018

Engree

Engree is an awkward person... but one you get to meet her she can be obnoxiously loud and and outgoing. If you get on her bad side she can be a real bitch. She the type to punch someone in the face and then feel bad after. Over she’s a caring , has a unique style and is really tall. If you have an Engree in your life or are dating one your very very lucky and know that they care for you even though they can seem like they don’t at times. :)

Engree has the coolest pants

by Bb.254 April 8, 2019

Engineer shot

1) Take a shot of tequila

2) Snort a line of salt
3) Squirt the lime in your eye

4) Get slapped in the face

Took an engineer shot to be a real engineer

by Realengineer May 19, 2019