Elis

Immortal and godly. Likes to look at the weak mortals. Has won 2 olympic golds medals in olympic weightlifting. He is 10/10 in everything. JoJo is the best anime he says. So it must be true

Pray to god aka Elis now.

by ElisJoestar September 10, 2020

Eli Vance

when you want your work friend to fuck your daughter

Eli Vance: "There's nothing Gordon can't handle, with the possible exception of you ;)"
Alyx: "Dad.. Please"
Eli, Again: "EHHHHHHHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦ"

by iminhellplshelpahhh August 9, 2024

Eli

A very kind person with good hair and a nice smile. He is also taken so everybody better back off. His girlfriend is amazing and is prettier than you. He is really tall and good at sports (but not Wii sports tho , he's bad at that)
Overall a very good looking and nice guy.

"niall who's your best friend"?
"Eli is my best friend and I love him so much!!!!"

by fbhbefhbefh August 14, 2021

Eli fortnite

ELI FORTNITE IS THE GREATEST FORTNITE PLAYER EVER HE IS BETTER THAN NINJA

OMG IS THAT ELI FORTNITE I WANNA EAT HIS TILTED TOWER

by CHILD._. December 5, 2023

Elis

A really nice guy. He can be a little bit quiet sometimes but generally, he speaks out on what is on his mind. He also has the biggest dump truck you can ever imagine, his ass is so big you can't even comprehend. He is also really short and has a crooked center parting. His penis is also around 2.62 meters long.

Oh God, there he is, the guy with the biggest dump truck and penis in all of Europe, Elis

by Giganormus Guy September 6, 2021

Eli

he is a midget

Eli a short midget bich

by metosinep May 11, 2022

Eli

A fucking pedophile who likes little girls. He makes sure to find people who are at least five years younger than him. and proceeds to pin them on his phone. He even makes sure to stalk their location.

Stop being a eli bro thats hella gross

by BigSt3ppa April 18, 2023