Discord Ban Day

On December 19th is Discord Ban Day, Every banned member of every server gets unbanned.

Banned Guy - you know what day it is?

Owner - No?

Banned Guy - its December 19th, Discord Ban Day!

Owner - fuck, fine, your unbanned for today

by Kaiser Panzer December 18, 2021

discord dumbass day

December the 20th is discord dumbass day

cool im going to call some nerds and say something nice to them!

hi! its discord dumbass day, now give me your fucking IQ and go dumb

by pobube December 20, 2021

discord box day

in the day 25th of the December, we need to change our name to box name,example: "peapipe" in discord box day, we need to change it to "boxpipe"

cool discord box day, now i can finally kidnapp people with the box :troll:

by pobube December 20, 2021

that one kato mf from discord

a loser + edater

-yo yk that one kato mf from discord?
-ye shes so annoying istg

by sigcho December 25, 2021

balls SMP discord server

a very cancerous discord server ran by some big shot twitter artist, well known for very outlandish and edgy humor. it is also home to one of the worst fucking GIF of all time.

Person 1: "Hey did you see that gif of crazy-dave's ass twerking?"
Person 2: "In the balls SMP discord server? Yeah, it's disgusting, you can literally see his balls."

by MLIATwist December 29, 2021

Cheers, the discord team

What the Discord Support bot emails you when you send a request.

Me: I HAVE THIS F*CKING PROBLEM HELP ME OR I WILL SO KILL YOU
Discord Support Bot:

Hi yomama,

We just wanted to confirm that we have received your inquiry (123456789). You put time and effort into contacting us, so our Support Team will make sure we give your inquiry the attention it deserves.

Cheers, the discord team

by Spadon King May 16, 2022

Discord

Hi @Everyone,
New rule (and I can't believe I have to say this) please don't give birth in the voice channel. It makes people very uncomfortable.

Discord is for coomers and edgy 11 year olds

by MittensUB May 20, 2022