Note. The following disorder was created for satirical and joking purposes.
IT IS NOT an official diagnoses as of the DSM-5:TR.
Required symptom criteria include:
1. Evidence of conduct disorder with an onset age of 15 years or younger.
2. Disregard for social norms or concrete laws with potential disregard for any societal norm.
3. Desire to conquer or desire to inflict pain on an individual in a sadistic or cruel manner.
Symptom criteria include:
1. Excessive plans for world domination.
2. Excessive desire to murder any social acolytes.
3. A disregard for conversation that strays from abstract or socio-philosophical topics.
4. A general disregard for others' opinions or rights as an individual.
5. Excessive arrogance and a "need to be correct."
6. A desire to refer to the other individual's opinion as "wrong" or "incorrect" without proper cause and/or with a knowledge of the contrary.
7. Known to have vivid premonitions, subjective images, or accurate predictions.
8. Constant dwelling on morbid topics and/or death.
9. A lack of empathy, emotion, and/or emotional expression.
10. Obsessed with their type, often using it to "flex" their self-proclaimed superiority over others.
11. Known to have characteristics of NPD (Narcissistic Personality Disorder), and/or extreme egotism.
(Can be co-morbidly diagnosed with BPD or ASPD as per diagnostic criteria in the DSM-5:TR.)
IT IS NOT an official diagnoses as of the DSM-5:TR.
Required symptom criteria include:
1. Evidence of conduct disorder with an onset age of 15 years or younger.
2. Disregard for social norms or concrete laws with potential disregard for any societal norm.
3. Desire to conquer or desire to inflict pain on an individual in a sadistic or cruel manner.
Symptom criteria include:
1. Excessive plans for world domination.
2. Excessive desire to murder any social acolytes.
3. A disregard for conversation that strays from abstract or socio-philosophical topics.
4. A general disregard for others' opinions or rights as an individual.
5. Excessive arrogance and a "need to be correct."
6. A desire to refer to the other individual's opinion as "wrong" or "incorrect" without proper cause and/or with a knowledge of the contrary.
7. Known to have vivid premonitions, subjective images, or accurate predictions.
8. Constant dwelling on morbid topics and/or death.
9. A lack of empathy, emotion, and/or emotional expression.
10. Obsessed with their type, often using it to "flex" their self-proclaimed superiority over others.
11. Known to have characteristics of NPD (Narcissistic Personality Disorder), and/or extreme egotism.
(Can be co-morbidly diagnosed with BPD or ASPD as per diagnostic criteria in the DSM-5:TR.)
"This individual was diagnosed with Ni-disorder (revised) after an in-depth screening for personality disorders, psychotic disorders and other mental disorders."
by darkness_imperium June 15, 2023
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It's only November and I see that Seasonal Ratchet Disorder is in full effect.
Do you have Seasonal Ratchet Disorder or is this just a regular thing?
Do you have Seasonal Ratchet Disorder or is this just a regular thing?
by mn1234 November 6, 2022
Get the Seasonal Ratchet Disordermug. Explosive behavioral morbidity disorder (EBMD) is a behavioral disorder that is found in adults that are immature and persistently destructive to their own lives and the lives of others.
The symptoms of EBMD are characterized by deliberate, explosive, and aggressive behaviors such as yelling, verbal abuse, entitlement, and physical violence toward others
They also take no responsibility for their actions and have no remorse for their actions and are often called "adult babies" or "infantile adults" because they act like children.
The symptoms of EBMD are characterized by deliberate, explosive, and aggressive behaviors such as yelling, verbal abuse, entitlement, and physical violence toward others
They also take no responsibility for their actions and have no remorse for their actions and are often called "adult babies" or "infantile adults" because they act like children.
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The Atlantic slave trade, European colonial labor, Jim Crow laws in the United States, Apartheid in South Africa, and White Australia policies.
Examples of racist delusions:
-Fantasizing violence against people of different cultures
-Having recurring fears of minorities
-Paranoia toward non-English speakers
-Perceiving minorities as unclean, criminal, or less than human
-Feeling persecuted by minorities
The Atlantic slave trade, European colonial labor, Jim Crow laws in the United States, Apartheid in South Africa, and White Australia policies.
Examples of racist delusions:
-Fantasizing violence against people of different cultures
-Having recurring fears of minorities
-Paranoia toward non-English speakers
-Perceiving minorities as unclean, criminal, or less than human
-Feeling persecuted by minorities
by Liz_from_ATL_GA February 17, 2025
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by rafael e Reyes January 28, 2019
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