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Bing Ding Ding

An internet meme used to describe a Chinese penis.
You: Wanna see the Bing Chilling, or my... Bing ding ding?
Your sex slave: PLEASE LET MY FAMILY GO. I AM DEPRIVED OF ALL NUTRIENTS, TAKE ME IF NOT THEM.
You: Wanna see the Bing Chilling, or my... Bing ding ding?
by Enderdragon2032//4_7D January 17, 2022
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Ding ass

by Crazymimi44 August 16, 2020
mugGet the Ding assmug.

Ding dong kung-fu

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020
mugGet the Ding dong kung-fumug.

ding dong years

ill tell u who my crush is in 4 ding dong years.
by jenbarista September 18, 2022
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Ding Ding

it is a word someone uses when they are acting stupid and not behaving to well, also they use it when they are mad at a person .
my dog chewed up a hair clip he was being a real ding ding.
by toast is good April 11, 2022
mugGet the Ding Dingmug.

ding ding hug

When your butt ass naked and give someone a hug.
No no please I don't want a ding ding hug from you son
by Smasher69 December 10, 2016
mugGet the ding ding hugmug.

Ding

Australian slang for Methamphetamine, (although not a very widely used term). usually the gooier, more cut and less potent form of bikie speed is being referred to here.
Person 1: "hey, keen for some ding?"

Person 2: "der!"
by Richie Benaud June 16, 2012
mugGet the Dingmug.

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