depression venting 

Temporarily escaping the void by hyperbolic oversharing to friends, strangers or on social media.

Shamefully deleting posts after last nights wine fueled depression venting.

depression venting by LazerJesus February 22, 2021

Depereseded 

A typo for depressed. An emo who has dyslexia.

Emo: I'm too depereseded
Me: bruh are you dyslexic or not
Emo: Yes I am
Me: oh that's why

Depereseded by Tewwawia April 11, 2022

Depression Barbie 

When Stereotypical Barbie (Margot Robbie) goes through an existential crisis after asking the other Barbies if they ever thought about dying. Later on, Stereotypical Barbie started to cry, and then a "Depression Barbie" commercial plays.

My mom: What do you want for your 17th birthday?
Me: I would like a depression Barbie because I could totally relate to her. If only they existed…

Depression Barbie by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 August 11, 2023

Doggie Depression 

What happens to dogs, who don't like their names.

Maria the Chihuahua: What's the matter with Taco he seems so down all of the time.
Jose the Chihuahua: He's suffering from Doggie Depression.

Maria: Why?
Jose: You would be too if you were named after a fast food.

Doggie Depression by Bullshitzer June 23, 2010

repostpartum depression 

The feeling of sadness experienced after expecting original content but then encountering a repost.

"Hey, look at this funny picture from 9gag!"

"Dude, you're giving me repostpartum depression."

repostpartum depression by swiftmark August 12, 2012

Single Depression 

When someone goes into a very sad state -after breaking up

-being single for a very long time when not wanting to be single the whole time
Not to be confused with single desperateness and break up sadness.

Buddy: Yo that girl's been crying a lot lately
Me: Ya she broke up with her ex a year ago and now she's got some serious single depression.

Single Depression by J12lin December 3, 2014

niggling depression 

Niggling depression
Severe depression that takes over your whole life making unbearable to carry out basic daily tasks.

Mom- "Can you take your nigga out?"

You- "I can't, I have niggling depression."

niggling depression by BlackNiggasBrotherhood August 3, 2017