1. Man, I had sex with that fat chick last nigh, she was a total dead pillow.
2. That girl sucks at having sex, she's a dead pillow.
3. If I would have known, I wouldn't have fucked that dead pillow.
2. That girl sucks at having sex, she's a dead pillow.
3. If I would have known, I wouldn't have fucked that dead pillow.
by fvck09 February 6, 2009
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A person who has become tired of being sucked into the world of facebook and has decided to deactivate the facebook account they hold.
i have stopped being a facebooker and become a deadbooker.
by nightstarjay December 3, 2010
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Last night when I went to bed with my partner, I was so tired that fell into the dead seastar position, and still busted a fatty.
by yosita March 25, 2011
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Per Colin Cowherd:
I would still rank Alabama and LSU 1 and 2 after this weekend if the game is close. Just because one of these teams has to take a loss doesn’t mean that the other undefeated teams out there are suddenly better. It’s like a beauty contest where there are two clear favorites and another girl has a dead tooth. The results are announced and one hot girl edges the other. Does that mean that you drop the loser below the girl with the DEAD TOOTH?!?!?! NO!!! And Oklahoma State, Boise State, and Oregon all have a dead tooth. It’s the Dead Tooth Theory.
I would still rank Alabama and LSU 1 and 2 after this weekend if the game is close. Just because one of these teams has to take a loss doesn’t mean that the other undefeated teams out there are suddenly better. It’s like a beauty contest where there are two clear favorites and another girl has a dead tooth. The results are announced and one hot girl edges the other. Does that mean that you drop the loser below the girl with the DEAD TOOTH?!?!?! NO!!! And Oklahoma State, Boise State, and Oregon all have a dead tooth. It’s the Dead Tooth Theory.
by THE_HERD November 4, 2011
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1. A single dad tries to get his son to school before heading to work, and gets an emergency phone call... He hangs up and calls a Dadfather to step in and help protect and support his family while he deals with his emergency.
2. Depressed and neglecting his duties as a dad, Man reaches out to the dadfather for advice and support.
3. Single Dad trying to make ends meet can ask the Dadfather for assistance.
4. Fight for the rights of the single dad, be a dadfather!
2. Depressed and neglecting his duties as a dad, Man reaches out to the dadfather for advice and support.
3. Single Dad trying to make ends meet can ask the Dadfather for assistance.
4. Fight for the rights of the single dad, be a dadfather!
by Sweasil McGeasil September 7, 2012
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Similar to when Shawn Spencer on 'Psych' says, "Gus, don't be a ..."
Similar to when Shawn Spencer on 'Psych' says, "Gus, don't be a ..."
"Hey broski, lets go to a party tonight!"
"Nah, I wanna go to bed by 8pm."
"Oh, don't be a dead boner..!"
"Nah, I wanna go to bed by 8pm."
"Oh, don't be a dead boner..!"
by Brianna Kinney December 18, 2012
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