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pink dave

Pink dave derives from a fit lad in kent near london who rode in motorcross and used to race in pink.
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dildo dave

A complete over zealous nitwit. Short, hairy in all the weirdest places and bald. A peon of a little man put on earth to piss people off, so much so, you feel the need to glue a giant dildo to his front door for being such a fucktard. Acts like he's smarter than most but lacks common sense and says the dumbest shit. Tries too hard to fit in and comes off as gay, metrosexual or challenged. Proud to drive a gold Honda crv hand me down from daddy.
Awe man look at that, Billy has a giant dildo stuck to his front door! He must have been a dildo Dave last night and someone got tired of his stupid shit.
by Skndstry702 February 24, 2022
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Dave

The human equivalent to piss in a can.
by Moomz September 11, 2020
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Thirty Shades of Dave

A term that describe a man named Dave that is over 40 who creeps on young woman (age 20-30). Thirty Shades of Dave will hump anything that moves.
"Hey Tyra, who is that creepy guy starring at you?"
"Oh that is Thirty Shades of Dave, my horn dog neighbor!"
"You better watch out for him... Predator!"
by MikeOxhard12 July 30, 2012
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dave

a male nickname short for david
I am DAVE
by pezenis December 29, 2024
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Dave Moment

When someone named Dave DOES something stupid or dumb
Dave: *wipes ass with t-shirt*

"Damn that was a Dave Moment!"
by SupremeDave November 21, 2021
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Nokomis Dave

A term used to describe men who live as straight men in their day to day lives but will visit neighboring towns to openly engage in relationships within the LGBTQ community of that town.

Originated in Nokomis, FL where straight men from Englewood, FL will visit to engage in relationships within the LGBTQ community.
His family caught ihim in the next town over with his boyfriend. They were devastated to find out he was secretly living as Nokomis Dave.
by Kapt. Kangaroo March 15, 2025
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