Milking a Dragon

Receiving a surprisingly warm or spicy facial.

Lee: “What a night…”

Mike: “I can see that!”
Lee: “I know, my eyes are really red..”

Mike: “They certainly are - it looks like you’ve been milking a dragon…”

Lee: “Must’ve been something he ate..”

by Mickey Rawlins June 28, 2022

Spirit Dragon

When an Asian Archer ejaculates over a family member he hasn't seen in a decade and is some way surprised."

"I gave my Dad a Spirit Dragon when I saw him in the mall. We were playing hide and seek for ten years now; I nearly gave up!"

by Piggy Blakey June 13, 2016

sleepy dragon

A person who abuses their person (the knight) but expects eternity -- only come to find out there are other dragons at play that make them spray!

Bill can't come out to play because Maddy is a sleepy dragon!

by papa twots February 6, 2023

The Orange Dragon

Lines of crushed Adderall.

I apologize, I was riding The Orange Dragon and riding it hard.

by Allen Bogart June 6, 2013

Dragon stamp

Getting menstral goo on you

Steve went red kiting and ended up getting a huge dragon stamp after he tripped on the kite

by Whitdad7 January 26, 2018

dragon assing

When you eat spicy food, and the next time you deficate it feels like fire is coming out of your ass.

I ate some spicy food last night , and all day I have been dragon assing.

by Patcheese June 1, 2016

dragon sushi

When you put a piece of sushi up her ass.

I just dragon sushied her so hard last night.

by El_chopo April 21, 2021